The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

Since apparently the Quote Thread got deleted again...

LOVELACE: You're a trouble-maker, Unger!
FELIX: And darn proud of it; this country was founded by trouble-makers!

 

[MuppetSpot]

Steve D'Monster: I like Corndogs

 

[mimitchi33]

Eel: I'm sorry, did I shock ya? I just want to get rid of all this gloom that seems to be around ya!
Scarecrow: Eel! What are you doing here?
Eel: I'm your fair-eel godmother. You know that's your trouble, Scarecrow. You don't believe in fairy tales.
-Britt Allcroft's Magic Adventures of Mumfie, Scarecrowella

 

[D'Snowth]

TV ANNOUNCER: What's more exciting than listening to Taylor Swift's new album, 1989?
ME: Watching grass grow. Watching paint dry. Betting on snail races.

 

[D'Snowth]

JAPANESE #1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
JAPANESE #2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.
JAPANESE #1: STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
JAPANESE #2: Though, it isn't.
BOTH: *Scream and run*

 

[Dominicboo1]

Girl Scout:I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious girl scout cookies! Do we have a deal?
Wednesday:Are they made from real girl scouts?

 

[D'Snowth]

"Why does God make everything bad feel so good?" ~ Dirty hippy

 

[Dominicboo1]

Arthur:*speaking in code*The penny jar sure is mean
Brain:Yes it's almost as bad as.."the rug"
Arthur:What?!

 

[D'Snowth]

"You know, the kids on F.R.I.E.N.D.S make money in two days than we did in five years of doing THE ODD COUPLE. They may have made more money, but I bet they didn't have more fun than we did." ~ Jack Klugman on himself and Tony Randall

 

[Dominicboo1]

D.W.*talking in her sleep*It's wrong...it's wrong
Arthur:Something's wrong
D.W.:Because..because
Arthur:Because...
D.W*wakes up*BECAUSE ARTHUR IS A DODO BRAIN!
Arthur:Because Arthur is a dodobrain!
Francine*on walkie talkie, laughing*
Arthur:Stop laughing Francine!