The New New Quote Thread

[Dominicboo1]

Billy Butcherson:Go to ****!
Winifred Sanderson:Oh! I've been there thank you! I found it quite lovely!

 

[WalterLinz]

One of my favorite quotes from MMW:

Constantine(as Kermit): "Walter and Fonzie have quit The Muppets."
Lew: "You can quit The Muppets??!!"

 

[MuppetSpot]

Mac: Is it only me or I feel a draft
Bloo: Don't look me

 

[Drtooth]

"You could be the Joint Beefs of Staff."- Tina Belcher

 

[antsamthompson9]

"The plot would probably be something very simple, yet complex with a lot of easy things to follow, yet very difficult to understand by the end. But yet, it would also have very easy-to-understand things going on, that then maybe eventually you would think: Oh, that's not easy. That's very complex. That's very hard to follow. But, uh-oh! It's simple and I get it right away. So I think that's probably what it would be." Pepe the Prawn on the movie he'd like to make.

 

[WalterLinz]

Jean Napoleon: "They're incapable of being culpable!"

 

[mr3urious]

"When did video games become so violent and scary?!"

- Wreck-It Ralph

 

[MuppetSpot]

Mac: Bloo did you cut a hole through my pants
Bloo: Hmm, Maybe, Why do ask

 

[mr3urious]

"Ohhhh... I should eat a pony."

- Senor Cardgage

 

[cjd874]

"Just because a guy's in a container doesn't mean he's baggage! ….Whaddaya mean, canned goods?! PUT ME DOWN!!! YOU CALL THIS RED CARPET TREATMENT?"

Oscar the Grouch, Sesame Street Episode 1091 (Hawaii part 2)