The Muppet Christmas Festival

[minor muppetz]

Funny, clever, and Christmasy! I love it! I'm just sorry that there is no one else reading this masterpiece.

I think others have been reading this, just not responding to it. I think the number of views listed is for each individual person viewing, not every individual time it is viewed.

 

[G-MAN]

This is a good story, I like the bit between the Storyteller and Uncle Traveling Matt, but one question, who'se Jerry, if you meant Little Jerry, then he should be on Sesame Street not the Muppet Boarding house.

 

[minor muppetz]

This is a good story, I like the bit between the Storyteller and Uncle Traveling Matt, but one question, who'se Jerry, if you meant Little Jerry, then he should be on Sesame Street not the Muppet Boarding house.

The Jerry I'm referring to is the guitar player from the jugband.

 

[G-MAN]

Oh, ok, that explains it thanks

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 12

Gobo and Wembly were searching for walnuts, and Wembly kept picking every piece of food he saw, even stuff he didn't recognize.

"I'll take this", said Wembly, who picked an onion, "Oh, and this", he said as he picked a cracker, "and this, too", he said as he picked up a raw fish.

"Wembly, stop folling around and help me", said Gobo, "We've got to find some magical walnuts".

Traveling Matt, The Storyteller, and Mokey did find some walnuts. Three walnuts.

"Just enough for all three gorgs", said Wembly.

"By the way", said Traveling Matt, "Are they the only Gorgs in existence?"

"It doens't matter", said The Storyteller, "We'll find Gobo and Wembly and get them home. You find them Mokey".

Wembly was still picking random food, and Gobo was still annoyed at Wembly over it.

"Wembly!", said Gobo, "Quit folling around and..."

But then, they got caught in a net. Wander McMooch then showed up.

"Hello there, young fraggles!", said Wander McMoch, "I may despise you, but I've got a new potion that protects me from your cuteness, so I'll take you and kill you!"

"Oh, no!", said Gobo and Wembly, stimultaneously.

Mokey was behind a bush and saw what happened. She ran to Traveling Matt and The Storyteller.

"That's terrible!", said Traveling Matt.

"We've got to get an army of faggles to rescue them", said Mokey.

Meanwhile, Floyd was doing some christmas shopping.

"Let's see", said Floyd as he read his list of who to shop for, "I'm shopping for Kermit, Janice, Animal, Seymour, Digit, and Foo Foo... What the...? That dog is getting a present from me?!"

Floyd then started to cry, but quickly cheered up.

"It's alright", said Floyd, who then went to the hanging noose store.

Kermit had gotten most of his shopping done as well.

"Fozzie will like this digital whoopi cushion, Clifford will like this Avril Lavine album, Pepe will really love this Jessica Simpson album, Crazy Harry will like this new six pack of dynamite, and Miss Piggy will definately love this neckalce", said Kermit, "I've just gotta find something for Robin".

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 13

Various Muppets had just gotten their invitations.

On the land of gortch...

"Hey, Ploobis!", said Scred, "We're all invited to the muppets christmas festival".

"oh, that's good", said Ploobis, "I hope that I don't have to spend the whole time with peuta, so that I can do.. uh... something with Vash at the party".

"I have a feeling that Peuta won't be spending the whole time with you", said Scred, who walked away and laughed wildly.

At Frogtown Hollow.....

"Hey, Ma!", said Emmit, "We've gotten an invitation to the muppets christmas festival".

"Oh, that's nice", said Alice Otter, "And since Doc Bullfrog decided to close his resturaunt on christmas eve this year, the entire town can go".

On the set of "The Animal Show"....

"Well, I sure hope that they have plenty of great food there", said jake.

"yeah, and maybe we can interview some animals there", said Stinky.

"yeah", said Jake.

"By the way", said Armstrong, "Why are we here? Are we still on the air?"

And on Sesame Street, everybody was discussing the presents that they all got each other.

"I got Oskie a copy of 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas', but the happy ending pages were torn out", said Grungetta to a Honker.

"I got Zoe some marbles", said Elmo to a Dinger.

"I got Bert a fraggle pebble", said Ernie to Sherlock Hemlock.

"I got my niece Athena a new music stand", said Hoots to Cookie Monster.

"Well, Me got Grover some 'serving foods for dummies' books", said Cookie Monster.

"I got Biff one new hammer", said The Count to Herry Monster, "And I got Sully one new toolbox".

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 14

Robin had finally figured out what he wanted for christmas.

"Unclke kermit!", shouted Robin, "I know what I want!"

"What's that, Robin?", asked Kermit.

"I want a Red Rider B B Gun!", said Robin.

"No, you'll shoot your eye out", said Kermit.

"Well", chuckled Robin, "I was only kidding. What I really want is a digital camera, a fly swatter, and some Magic cards".

"Magic cards are evil", said Kermit, "But I'll see what I can do".

In Fraggle Rock, Red was trying to get the doozers to build a vehicle to transport the trash heap.

"Come on, Doozers!", said Red, "Please build awagon or something to carry the trash heap!"

"No", said The Architect, "We may like working, but we won't take out the trash".

"Yeah, we build for ourselves", said Flang.

"We also build for the fraggles, dear", said Wignut, "If not for them, then our constructions wouldn't get eaten and we wouldn't have any space left to build".

"So your all going to be seflish?", said Cotterpin.

"Yes, we're all going to be selfish", said an angry Doozer.

"Oh, what'll we do now?", asked Red.

Convincing John then showed up.

"hey, you doozers!", said Convincing John, "You've got to build a wagon for the trash heap because that's the right thing to do!"

"It is?", said a doozer.

"Yes, it is", said Convincing John.

"Okay, you convinced us", said The Architect, "let's get building, everybody!"

"Thanks for convincing them", said Red.

The Fraggle Horn blew. It was time for a meeting.

Mokey took the stand. "Attention, everyone", said Mokey, "Gobo and Wembly are trapped by wander McMooch, who has some repellent to free him from any cuteness germs".

"Oh, no!", said The Fraggles.

"We need to form a team to rescue them", said Mokey, "Do we have any volunteers?"

"I'm out", said Boober.

"Now, just a minute", said Convincing John, "You've just got to rescue them", said Convincing John.

"Well, if you say so, then you've convinced me", said Boober.

 

[The Count]

Sooo... What happened next? Awaiting the next chapter. And has anyone alerted Lisa of this story?

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 15

Mokey, Boober, Red, The Storyteller, The Worlds Oldest Fraggle, Henchy, Convincing John, Large Marvin, Traveling Matt, and almost every other Fraggle set out to rescue Gobo and Wembly from Wander McMooch.

"Uh.. I think I'll wait at the entrance of the cave", said Boober.

"No, we must all go together", said Red.

"We have just got to save my nephew", said Traveling Matt.

"Well, okay", said Boober.

"Hmm", thought Convincing John, "I wasn't the one who convinced him this time".

"Well, I'll have fun on this rescue mission", said The Worlds Oldest Fraggle.

"You said that fifteen times in the last 6 minutes", said Henchy, "and don't you dare bop me on the nose".

Wander McMooch was talking to Gobo and Wembly.

"I've got a special stew pot", said Wander, "I will cook you fraggles, and then give the soup to the less fortunate"

"Well, you'll be less fortunate when we escape", said Gobo.

"Oh, there will be no 'when' about it", said Wander, who then left.

"Oh, what'll we do", said Gobo.

"We can eat all of this food I picked", said Wembly, who then spilled the food in his cage.

"Wembly!", said Gobo, "We've gotta find a way out of here, this is no time to eat..."

But then Gobo noticed something.

"That brown piece of food looks like a walnut", said Gobo, "Maybe it's magical".

Gobo picked it up and ate it.

"Well, you're not growing", said Wembly.

"I haven't tried to yet", said Gobo, who then made himself get bigger. he broke through the cage, though he did feel some minor pain from breaking out.

"We're free!", said Gobo, "Now I'll get smaller".

He shrunk down, untill he was as small as a Doozer.

"Heh, this is fun!", said Gobo, who then went from big to small a few times. The other fraggles showed up.

"Hi, Mokey", said Gobo.

"Oh, good, you're safe", said Mokey, "We've found some magical walnuts for the Gorgs".

"That's good", said Gobo, who then went back to his original size. Wander McMooch then showed up.

"Egad! Fraggles!", exclaimed Wander, "But I'm prepared".

"Oh, no you're not, Mr. McMooch", said Gobo, who then made hismefl as big as a gorg and picked up Wander McMooch by his collar, "You leave us fraggles alone!"

"Okay, I swear!", said Wander McMooch.

"And you go to the christmas festival with us", said Convincing John.

"All right, All right", said Wander.

"Now let's go bring these walnuts to the gorgs", said Boober.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 16

The Fraggles went to the Gorgs castle.

"Greetings, Gorgs!", said Gobo.

"Why, hello, there, young fraggles!", said Junior Gorg.

"We have a way of getting you to the festival", said Gobo.

"That's right, we do", said Mokey.

"Well, wait a minute", said Junior, "Ma! Pa! Come here, quick!"

Pa and Ma Gorg both came to the living room.

"What is it, son?", asked Pa.

"The Fraggles have a way of getting us to the christmas festival", said Junior.

"Oh, that's good", said Ma.

"Yes, I've got these magical walnuts", said Gobo.

"They are good for making you grow and shrink to any size you want", said Boober.

"But they are only good for a few days", said red.

"You can fit through the fraggle hole", said Wembly.

"Well, then let's eat them", said Pa.

They all ate the walnuts and then made themselves grow both bigger and smaller.

"Wow!", said Junior, "I am small!"

"Thank you, Fraggles", said Ma, now when is this festival?"

"It is tomorrow", said Gobo.