The Muppet Christmas Festival

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh boy, I can't wait to hear this! Thanks for explaining about the budget, and keep on writing! I will probably say more later.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 8

The Storyteller began her story.....

"there is a land about five miles beyond the Gorgs garden. In this land, there are magical walnuts, which, when eaten, gives those who ate them the ability to grow or shrink to whatever size they want for a full day, and when that day is over, you can get back to normal size. However, there are not very many of these. For years, Fraggles have been scared of Gorgs. The gorgs have used them and destroyed them, not knowing of their value, so the supplies are scarce. We can see if there are any left, and we can give them to the Gorgs."

"That was an interesting story", said Mokey.

"Do you know where I can find this land?", asked Gobo.

"Oh, of course", said The Storyteller, "I have been there before, and so has your Uncle Matt".

"Yes, nephew Gobo, I'll come along", said Traveling Matt.

"Oh, if you're going then I'll come too", said The Storyteller.

"I'll just stay here", said Boober.

"I'll stay here and see if I can get the Doozers to build a wageon for the trash heap", said Red.

"Well, I'll go", said Mokey.

"Are you coming along, Wembly?", asked Gobo.

"Uh, I guess", said Wembly.

"Good, then let's go", said Gobo, as they prepared to go.

Back at the Muppet boarding house, the inside of the home was clean, and the Muppets were decorating the house.

"I LIKE DECORATIONS!", yelled Animal, who started eating some.

"I'll put these christmas whoopi cushions over here", said Fozzie.

"I'll put my stocking up", said Rizzo.

"Oh, everybody", said Bunsen, "Beaker and I can instantly decorate the house so that we don't have to go through the trouble of decorating it".

"Rully?", asked Janice.

"Yes, really", said Bunsen, "Now, Beaker will press the button on this here switch, and the decorations will be shot to the walls, decorating it in style".

"Mee Mee!", said beaker, who then pressed the button, but the decorations were all shot at the various muppets. Beaker was safe, however, because he was behind the machine.

"Wow!", said Gonzo, "I've got stars on me!"

"These decorations are cute, but not when they're on me", said bean.

"Sloppy decorating is totally unamerican", said Sam.

"I must get untangled, okay", said Pepe.

Sweetums and Doglion then brought the christmas tree in.

"We've got the tree!", said sweetums.

"Okay, put it over there", said Kermit, who pointed to the wall where the tree was supposed to go.

"All right, let's put it up", said Doglion.

Sweetums and Doglion put the tree up, but the tree was so big that it broke through the ceiling. It went through Miss Piggy's room.

"Oh, good grief", said Miss Piggy in her room, "Now I've got a broken floor".

"Uh, I think that tree would be better off at the festival", said Kermit, "I'm going to go get another tree. Sweetums, you and Doglion bring it to the festival building. Fozzie, Scooter, Robin, you all come with me. You too, Bobo".

Fozzie, Scooter, Bobo, and Robin went with Kermit. Fozzie drove the truck.

Kermit noticed that Robin looked a little sad.

"So, Robin, what's wrong?", asked Kermit.

"I can't decide what I want for christmas", said Robin.

"You think you've got a problem", said Fozzie, "I have to get a present for one of the two old guys in the balcony".

"And I've got to get a present for Miss Piggy", said Bobo.

"I know how you feel", said Kermit, "I have to get her one, too. Anyway, Robin, I'm sure that you'll figure out what you want eventually".

"yeah, I already know what I want", said Scooter.

"So do I", said Bobo.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

That was great; poor Robin, and everyone else as well, having to get presents for suchrandom people. Whare exactly will the festival be? I thaught it was at the MBH. Great story, more pleas! No hurry, of course.

 

[minor muppetz]

Whare exactly will the festival be? I thaught it was at the MBH. Great story, more pleas!

It will be at a recently abandoned mall. The main bottom floor will be decorated like a big ballroom.

 

[minor muppetz]

"Especially don't frget about my band", said Clifford.

Oops! I meant for Dr. Teeth to say this line.

I also meant to say "forget" instead of "frget".

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 9

Big Bird, Grover, Biff, Roxy Marie, The Two-Headed Monster, Elmo, Zoe, Telly, and Baby Bear were in Snuffys cave, helping Snuffy and Alice get their tree decorated.

"Thanks for all the help", said Snuffy.

"Help", repeated (and giggled) Alice.

"Well, this is such an interesting tree", said Biff.

"It's got cabbage orniments", said Roxy Marie.

"And don't forget about the spaghetti lights", said Biff, "It's just too bad that Sully had to work today".

"Elmo likes christmas!", said Elmo, "It's just too bad that it hasn't snowed yet".

"Yeah, that is sad", said Zoe.

"No snow?!", cried Telly, "Oh no! It'll never snow! Oh, this is terrible!" Telly started crying.

"Calm down, Telly", said Grover.

"yeah", said Big Bird, "It will snow eventually, just not now".

"Oh", said telly, "Well, then let's get hurrying!"

"Or we coudl have some snacks", said Baby bear.

"Oh, yes", said Snuffy, "My mommy made soem special christmas cabbage".

"uh, no, thank you", said Grover, "I have to go to work. Charlie is serving hot chocolate and egg nogg today".

"Hey, maybe after our snacks we can all go christmas caroling", said Zoe.

"yeah!", screamed The Two-Headed Monster.

"That sounds great!", said Biff.

Back at the boarding house....

"Okay, everybody, we got a small enough tree, and it's put up", said Kermit.

"Yeah, but I've still got a hole in my floor", said Miss Piggy.

"Stop bragging about it", said Gonzo.

"yeah! Don't Gloat!", said Gloat.

Foo Foo then fell from the hole in Miss Piggys room and onto the tree.

"Beauregard! I thought I told you to fix that hole!", shouted Kermit.

"Oh, you meant that hole", said Beauregard, "oopsy".

Foo Foo made it down the tree and into Miss Piggys arms.

"That dog does have some talent", said Rowlf.

"hey, that's my line", said Floyd.

"Well, now let's decorate the tree", said kermit.

"...And with this tree decorating machine", interrupted Bunsen, "We won't need to go through a lot of trouble. I'll put this switch on 'light' and press this button, which will put the lights on the tree".

Bunsen pressed the button, but instead of christmas lights, fire shot out of the machine, and the tree was on fire.

"Oh, well, at least he lighted the tree", said Fozzie.

"hmm, looks like there's something wrong with this machine", said Bunsen, "I'll take it back to the lab".

Dr. Phil Van Neuter had observed. "Brilliant! With me messing with his machine, I can make a better machine! bwa-hahahahahaa!"

Rizzo and Pepe turned on a firehose and put the tree out.

"Well, now we've gotta get another tree, okay?", said Pepe.

"And I've still got some shopping to do", said Rizzo.

"good grief", said Kermit, "Okay, Fozzie, Pepe, Digit, you're all going with me to pick out another tree".

 

[Fragglemuppet]

AAs always, wonderful! Looking forward to reading more!

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 10

Gobo and Wembly were in their room, packign for their journey.

"Well, I've packed everything", said Gobo, "Did you, Wembly?"

"Well, I can't decide whetehr to pack a hoola hoop or a dictionary", said Wembly.

"You won't need either", said Gobo.

"No, but I still can't decide", said Wembly.

"Oh, good grief", moaned Gobo.

Traveling Matt entered their room, with his backpack packed.

"So, are we all ready?", asked Traveling Matt.

"No", said Gobo, "Wembly can't decide on what to pack".

"Well, neihter could I", said traveling matt, "But then I decided to be an explorer, and the rest is history".

They made it to the entrance of Fraggle Rock. Mokey and The Storyteller were already there.

"Well, everybodys here", said Mokey, "Let's go".

"Why are you all packed?", asked The Storyteller, "We're only going five miles".

"Weren't we supposed to pack?", asked Gobo, "Uncle Matt told us that we should".

Traveling Matt nervously chuckled.

Back ot the boarding house, Kermit had brought in a new tree. Sweetums put it up, and everybody started decorating it.

"wait!", said Bunsen, "We don't need to decorate it by hand! We can just us my machine!".

His machine looked like a tiny cannon ball with a file cabnet on the end.

"No, Bunsen, I don't think that will be such a good idea", said Kermit.

"Oh, alright, if you have to whine about it", said Bunsen.

Beaker gave a sigh of relief.

"Okay, let's start", said Miss Piggy.

"I'll put the star on the tree", said Thog, who got a step latter and climbed it, but then broke it.

"Uh, Thog, I think you'd be better off just standing on the floor", said Sweetums.

Thog stayed on the ground and put the star on the tree.

"You know, Moi could have put the star on the tree", said Miss Piggy, "My floors still broken".

The Mutations wrapped the lights around the tree.

"I'll put this here record orniment on the tree",s aid Dr. Teeth.

"I'll put these groovy disco balls onto the tree", said Floyd.

"Stick with the times, okay?", said pepe.

"I'll put these banana orniments on the tree", said Sal.

"I'll start singing", said Johnny Fama.

"And I'll play some christmas music", said Rowlf.

"I can't find my saxaphone", said Zoot.

"Well, let's put these rully groovy candy canes on the tree", said Janice.

"OR-NA-MENTS!", shouted Animal.

"I've got some cheese flavored ornaments", said Rizzo.

"And I've got some stars", said Scooter.

"Don't forget these chicken orniments", said Gonzo.

"Don't forget about the rubber chickens, either", said Fozzie.

"Let's get things started", said some of the penguins.

"I'll look for all-american orniments", said Sam The Eagle.

"What's an orniment?", said Beauregard.

"Oh, are you stupid or something?", asked Link.

"I think I'm something", said Beauregard.

"I've got some fish orniments", said lew zeland.

They eventually got finished.

"Wow! What a cute tree!", said Bean Bunny.

"We'll all have ourselves a merry little christmas", said Seymour.

"Bling bling", said Zippety Zap.

"The trees so bright, I have to keep my shades on", said Clifford.

Beaker was looking at the shooting end of Bunsens orniment shoting machine. The Swedish Chef came in with a bow of punch. The Swedish Chef put the punch bow on the shooting button of the machine, which shot several orniments at Beaker.

"Well, everybody get together", said Kermit, "I want to get a picture of everybody around the tree".

"I'll be in the front", said Miss Piggy, "No tree upstages moi".

"Just don't block all of us, hog fat", said Floyd.

"That is a good one, okay?", said Pepe.

"I should use that line in my act", said Fozzie.

"Well, the tree is up, with no further damage", said Kermit, "Okay, everyone, say cheese".

"wait!", said Fleet Scribbler, "I wan tto take the picture".

"What are you doing here, Fleet?", asked Kermit.

"Kermit, I think you should let him take the picture", said Leon.

"Yes, you should be in the picture with us, Kermie", said Miss Piggy.

"Kermit! Kermit! Kermit!", cheered the muppets untill Kermit gave in.

"All right, we're ready", said Kermit.

"Say cheese", said Fleet Scribbler.

"Cheese!", said everyone.

Fleet Scribbler took the picture, and all of the lights on the tree blew oput, as did all of the electricity in the house.

"Well", said Zippety Zap, "At least we don't need to get a new tree".

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 11

The fraggles made it past the gorgs garden and to the place where the legendary magic walnuts were at.

"This is where they are", said The Storyteller.

"Now all we have to do is find some", said traveling matt.

"I'll go that way", said Gobo, "Wembly, you come with me. Mokey, you, uncle matt, and the storyteller go over there".

"Right", said Mokey.

"Ugh!", thought The Storyteller, "I could have been alone with Matt, but Mokey is stuck with us".

"ugh", thought Traveling Matt, "I'm stuck with The Storyteller, but at least Mokeys here to make sure The Storyteller doesn't make a move on me".

Back at the boarding house, beauregard and beaker went into the basement to work on the energy. Beaker was holding a flash light.

"Now, we've just got to find where we need to fix", said beauregard.

Beaker saw a box which had the switch panel which fixed the electricity.

"Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee!", said Beaker as he pointed to the electricity box.

"Not now, beaker, I have to figure out how to fix the lights", said bearegard, who wasn't paying attention to beaker trying to tell beauregard about the box, "Now, could it be under the vent or under the rug....."

Beaker, annoyed, went to the box and turned down the controll, but he got electroshocked and fainted to the ground.

"Oh, that's what I have to fix", said beauregard.

Upstairs, Kermit was sitting in a chair, looking a little sad.

"This place has a lot of problems", thought Kermit, "The stove keeps exploding, the toaster doesn't make toast, there's a hole in Miss Piggys floor, trees keep getting destroyed, the hot water pipes are busted, the electricity is out.... I hope that nothing goes wrong with the festival and that it is a smash hit".

Animal then showed up, out of nowhere, and hit Kermit with a club a few times, untill he was smashed.

"SMASH HIT! SMASH HIT!", shouted Animal.

"Now that's what I call "hit entertainment", said Marvin Suggs.

"Cheer up, Kermie", said Miss Piggy, "This darkness and all these candels make it a bit more.. romantic".

"yeah", said Pepe, "Now if only we had a lava lamp, okay?"

"Oh, I've got a lava lamp", said Lips, whose lava lamp then accidently slipped out of his hands, causing a piece of the floor to disintigrate.

"Now we have another problem", said kermit.

"This darkness is not bad", said sam, "Our forefathers needed candels for light, not electricity!"

"Yeah, and this darknes and these candels make us monsters happy", said Uncle Deadley.

"yeah!", said the various monsters.

But then something wonderful happened: the lights came back on.

"Yee-haw!", said Jerry.

"We've got light again!", said Fozzie.

"I knew Beaker and Bo could do it", said Bunsen.

"Now if only our other problems could be fixed", said Kermit.

At Ernie and Berts apartment, they were having a pre-pre-pre christmas karaoke party. Cookie Monster, Grover, Herry Monster, Biff, Sully, Don Music, Farley, Chris and the alphabeats, Prarie Dawn, Buster, Elmo, Zoe, and Telly were all there.

"Okay, everyone", said Bert, "I've made some oatmeal cookies, help yourseves! Oh, but Cookie Monster, save soem for everybody".

"Okay", said Cookie Monsetr as he gave one cookie to each guest before eating the rest at once.

"Oh, Cookie Monster!", moaned Bert.

"I'm trying to come up with a new christmas song", said Don Music, "But I'll never get it right!".

"Hey, Don, you didn't bang your head on the piano", said a concerned Herry.

"Yeah, my new years resolution is to stop banging my head", said Don Music.

"Well, you'll write a hit song eventually", said Chris.

"Well, let's all have some fun", said prarie dawn.

"Uh, Sully won't be singing tonight", said Biff, "he has laryngitus".

"Sully always has laryngitus", remarked Farley.

"Well, let's get things started", said Ernie, "Who wants to sing the frist song?"

"Elmo does!", said Elmo, "Elmo will sing a song that he plays on the piano a lot, Jingle bells".

Oscar suddenly came in. "That's one of my favorite songs, too!", said oscar, "I'll sing it instead".

"Well, it would be great to hear a grouch sing a happy christmas song", said Elmo.

Oscar started singing, "Oh, jingle bells, Elmo smells, Big Bird laid an egg, zoemobile lost a wheel, and Rosita said 'ole', hey!"

"That's not a very nice song, oscar", said telly.

"okay, then I'll sing one of my other personal favorites", said oscar, "let's see... will I sing 'I hate Christmas', "Grandma Got Run Over By a reindeer", 'I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas', ......"

Elmo was looking out the window, "hey, everybody! It's snowing!"

They all looked out the window, with the exception of Oscar.

"The snow is so pretty",s aid Bert.

"We can have a snowball fight",s aid ernie.

"We coudl build a snowman", said Telly.

"Well, let's go outside", said grover.

They all ran outside.

"Oh, great!", moaned oscar, "Now everybodys happy".

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Funny, clever, and Christmasy! I love it! I'm just sorry that there is no one else reading this masterpiece.