"The Moppet Family..."

[TogetherAgain]

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: <look at each other>

Ann: Women over ninety?

Kelly: But that excludes Mr. Jack.

Tabby: And us.

Ann: Isn't that discrimination?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Quiet, girlies, or I'll eat 3 of you instead of 2....I mean I'll...erm.....

 

[theprawncracker]

Something tells me Mr. Cole's going to kill me before the day is done...Oh well, I've had a good life...*Jack flashes back to his life in jail, finding the Moppets, going to Antartica, getting eaten by DanDan, riding a moose, meeting Mairin, and ending up 5 seconds ago when Grandma hit him with her cane* ...Well...It's been weird at least...

 

[The Count]

Thank you Grandma K... Wait, what did I hear?
*Opens door in a fury. You leave my girls alone you DanDan thing, or you'll be deader than a Britney Speares uterus!
Girls, get away from that DanDan thing, it's not safe around. *Eyes glowing now: And don't you get any ideas, whatever it is you are.
*Calming down a bit: Transylvanian, eh... More like Transferedian. That blue weirdo thing's no more from the Old Country than my distant Aunt Matilda.

Sorry, but I'm a bit angry now. Girls, you can go out and have adventures, but you're not to go near DanDan again. Unless Daddy or Mommy or your grandmas are around. That reminds me, I'll call Mom over for lunch.
*Venting some steam while macerating the garlic for the dressing.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

You think your life's weird!! I was hatched out of an egg, sold in an auction when I was 1 years old to a man named Wilfred who taught me the ways of the world but was eaten by a large boot....anyway, let's get going shall we? *starts ignition in lemon*

 

[MrsPepper]

Old women? Where? **she fishes in her giant purse for her glasses** I hope I don't get eaten... where ARE those confounded things...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: <gulp>

Ann: <whispers to sisters> Is this the kind of time that Daddy said it's okay to use magic?

Tabby: <whispers to sisters> I don't know. But what difference does it make? We don't know how to use it yet!

 

[The Count]

*Takes glasses and opens front door again. Here you go Mom, your glasses. Should I save you some salad for later?
Hope you know what you're getting into... What with DanDan and Jack for that long a road trip...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Mr. Cole...I'm very sorry.....but I love Jack...and this search is very important to him...and he needs all the help he can get.....so we need your daughters....so I'm afraid....*opens mouth*...I'm going to have to...*eats Mr. Cole* I'm sorry Mr. Cole...it's for the best...

Now let's get driving!! Hey I forgot to eat something *notices Mr. Cole's wand* This could come in handy...

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Seems my posts are being swept under by the commotion.

*BIC: It'll be all right girls, you'll be staying here at home. Sorry, but this is one time I must simply put my foot down. Besides, you'll be safer here. Oh, and that woman with the walking stick is your grandmother, and she's also my mom.
Now come along, your lunch's getting cold... uh, colder.