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Looks like Grandma K and the kittens are awake now... Think I'll go ahead and get lunch ready, some super salad with lettuce and garlic mushrooms and chicken... Only fair, after all Izzy's taking care of the household today, I'll just be in the kitchen if anyone neds me.
 

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The Count said:
Looks like Grandma K and the kittens are awake now... Think I'll go ahead and get lunch ready, some super salad with lettuce and garlic mushrooms and chicken... Only fair, after all Izzy's taking care of the household today, I'll just be in the kitchen if anyone neds me.
Ahhh...what a good sleep I had!*stretching*
Oh Adam...that salad smells yummy! You're quite the chef! You're not purrhaps Swedish,are you?*heehee*
 

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*wakes up with a jolt* I've just realized!! MAIRIN'S MISSING!! *runs down stairs* People!! People!! Mairin, she's missing!! What are we gonna do?!??!

*awkward silence*

No!!! *runs outside* HELP!! MY GIRLFRIEND IS MISSING AND I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME FORM A SEARCH PARTY TO FIND HER!! *looks around at the empty suburb* What, was there a plague or something?
 

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*DanDan enters on unicycle. Fem is in a basket on the front*

Fem: Oh no!! Mairin's missing??

DanDan: Good, I can have Jack to myself

Fem: DanDan!! Someone is missing!! Now is not the time for bitterness, now is the time to pull together!!! We have to help find her

DanDan: Yeah...you can help at home....

Fem: DANDAN!!

DanDan: What? She may call us and there'd be no one to answer it!!

Fem: Good point

DanDan: Plus I can have Jack to myself

*stunned faces*

DanDan: I said that out loud didn't I...?
 

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<Cole Kittens walk along the street>

Ann: Okay, so at the next corner, we turn left?

Tabby: Right.

Ann: Right?

Tabby: No, left.

Ann: We turn left.

Tabby: Right.

Ann: Well which is it?

Kelly: Forward!

Ann and Tabby: What?

Kelly: That way. <points> It's that Jack guy we met that one time...

Ann: Oh! He never answered my questions!

Kelly: He looks kind of upset again.

Tabby: <runs towards Jack> Hey, Jack! Hi! Whatsamatter?

Kelly: I guess we're following her, right?

Ann: Left.
 

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*blink* Er...*looks at search party that's formed* Great...three penguins, a talking foot and a blue Transylvanian aunt thing that wants me more than my own girfriend does...*thinks* Like I expected anything better...Alright team, we'll take DanDan's lemon car and go off on a roadtrip searching for Mairn! Now, remember, she could be anywhere, so keep an eye out! *thinks* DanDan, that doesn't actually mean pull out one of your eyes...please...Unless we can sell it on eBay for big bucks...
 

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Fem: I'll go check the phones at home *leaves*

DanDan: Yum, kittens. *DanDan's cell phone rings* Hello??

Fem: *on phone* Don't eat those kittens!!

DanDan: *hangs up* So...how are you lovely food...I mean dinner...I mean kittens doing? Come along now, into the car. That's the way. And if you want to sprinkle some salt on yourselves, that would be great
 

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Ann: Sprinkle salt on ourselves? No thanks, Mister... um, Misses... Miss? ....uh, DanDan. We just showered.

Tabby: To the lemoncar!

Kelly: <whispers> Hey Tabby- who's Mairin?

Tabby: <whispers> I don't know, but search party sounds fun!
 

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Yes! A party!! DanDan you bring the streamers and I'll get the- No! I have to stay on topic! We're going to find Mai-Ooh look a muffin!
 

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That's not a muffin!! That's my foot!! *slaps Jack* Oh Jack I could never stay mad at you *hugs Jack tight*
 
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