"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

*stops at fire hydrant* Wow, it's times like this when I'm all alone that I miss Mairin...and Mrs. Jones...and Don Canolli...and even those annoying-confused-question asking penguins I met yesterday...*sigh* Well, looking at the bright side, at least Vibs isn't here...or Dan Dan...or Grandma...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<kittens simultaneously crash into hydrant>

All three: I WON! <laugh>

Kelly: <looks up> <whispers> Look! Isn't he that Jack Bandit guy?

Tabby: Hey, it is! Hi Jack!

Ann: Oh, Mr. Bandit! You never answered my ques-

Kelly: You look upset.

Tabby: <jumps into Jack's arms> Is something wrong?

 

[theprawncracker]

...Hello penguin...I was just talking about you...Er...so...What's up?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Well, at the moment, compared to my sisters, I'm up!

Kelly: <jumps onto Jack's shoulder> I'm up-er!

Ann: <jumps onto Jack's head> I'm up-est!

Tabby: Copy cats.

Ann: But we're still kittens!

Tabby: ...Okay, copy-kittens, then.

Ann: Anyways, Mr. Bandit, you still didn't answer my ques-

Tabby: So Jack, I think I've got a spoon in my backpack, wanna show us that tunnel thing now?

 

[The Count]

Hmmm, hope the girls are OK. I'm sure they are, if they run into trouble they can always talk to that Officer Dakota fellow. He should be on the streets about now.

 

[theprawncracker]

No! No spoons! Er...that is to say...Um...I prefer forks...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: You can dig with a fork?!? Wow! Can you show me?

Ann: And can you answer my ques-

Kelly: Sh, quiet Ann!

Ann: <sigh>

 

[theprawncracker]

...Well you see...I would...but...I don't have a fork...or a moose...Yes, I need a moose and a fork for this work of art to happen.

Telemachus the Moose: *pops head out from bushes* Jack! It's you! Oh my friend it has been so long! And I brought you a present! This fork! *gives Jack a fork*

*frowns* Thanks Telemachus...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Wow, cool! Isn't that cool, Jack? Now you can show me!

Kelly: ...What is he showing you again?

Tabby: Um...

Ann: Wow, a moose!

 

[theprawncracker]

Telemachus: Why hello young kittens? Would you care for a ride on the mighty Telemachus? You know they've written songs about me, or so I've been told. *glares at Jack*

...Wait a second...You're not penguins!