"The Moppet Family..."

[Lucy]

*irons hole in floor*

 

[Beauregard]

But then nice is a relative term...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*congas out of church to party*
DanDan: Come on PeaPea!! You can do your ironing elsewhere!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: What's going on?

Ann: I don't know, but I'm staying out.

Tabby: No you're not. Come on, we've gotta figure this out- something with "conga conga conga".... <crawls behind conga line>

Kelly: Um... uh... <crawls after Tabby>

Ann: Oh no... <crawls after Kelly>

 

[Beauregard]

It brings a whole new meaning to the word "Wake."

*sits back in pew, puts feet up, pulls newspaper from pocket*

*unfolds newspaper and reads*

 

[RedDragon]

<Mairin grabs Jack's hand>
Come on let's get out of here.
<A broad smile streaks across his face, and they run out the back door, into the woods>

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Can i iron the table cloths at this party?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *on cell phone to PeaPea at front of conga, now conga-ing down pavement to party* Of course!! More creased tablecloths there than Newcastle market..

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Well that's fabuloso...let's go hunt some orc.....or....iron some table cloths.....*waves iron around enthusiastically*

*hits head on iron*

Oh well....at least I'll have iron-straight hair now...

 

[The Count]

Ugh, I hate getting here late... So much stuff goes on.
*Spots girls crawling away after the conga line. Oh no you don't you three...
*Snatches Tabby and Kelly and Ann, placing them in the care of their mother.
We're getting while the getting's good.

Sorry I couldn't be here for the funeral... *Aside: Though I thought as much would happen.
OK, we're headed on out to the pizzeria for dinner, at least there'll be some normacy there. And no danger of my three girls being near that blue aunt thing.