"The Moppet Family..."

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: <runs back to seat> I'm staying AWAY.

Kelly: Um, Vibs, don't you like Ja-

Ann: SH!

 

[RedDragon]

<expression changes to angry>
NO HE IS NOT, HE'S MINE!!!

 

[Beauregard]

I am going to need one heck of a strong cup of tea after this...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*clambers off Marin*
DanDan: I have some questions....
1) Where am I?
2) Where am I?
3) If this is my funeral, why isn't Robbie Williams performing live
4) Where am I?
5) How did that cork get there?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Oh....it's like the X-Files all over again....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *hugs Peapea* You got out of bed for my fake-funeral. You are a true friend...

 

[Beauregard]

*to self* I should write down that speech for next time...

*cough*

Dan..er...Dan...you are here, I thought...I don't mean to sound rude...that you were*ahem* dead?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I almost missed it...there was a crease in my nightie that just wouldn't go away.... *pulls out nightie and iron and begins to iron*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: PeaPea!! You're in a church!!

DanDan: Quiet, you *pulls sock over Fem's face*

Now, as for my sudden "death" I have something to inform you. My name isn't Aunt DanDan. It is Maria Gobblemsouth. I'm from the afterlife, and I have come to tell you that you are all doomed... *gasps in audience* JUST KIDDING!!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Church? I was under the impression that this was another Babette Cole meeting in honour of DanDan...anyhoo...*continues to iron*