"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*looks from Pea-Pea ironing, to Fem Taer, to Dan-Dan alive, to Mairin, to...*

*blinks*

*colapses*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: PeaPea had the right idea...that is what I requested as a funeral party. Now, I'll tell you the story of my death, resurrection and ascension. Oh wait...that's the bible. I'll tell you a different story instead:

"I do not like green eggs and ham..."

Fem: *ahem* DanDan! We want to know how you're here!! And why??

DanDan: Ahh. Well. We were playing murder in the dark, when I distinctly remember the lights being switched off and lying down. That is when I suddenly realised that I had left my Donald Duck "keep you awake" pills at home. So I fell asleep without my "Donald" pills. A very deep sleep...

Fem: Deep??? You didn't have a heartbeat!! WE TOOK OUT SOME OF YOUR ORGANS!!

DanDan: Those old things? I never needed them anyway...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Not on my clean floor you don't!! *revives Beau with a mop*

 

[TogetherAgain]

<girls crawl over to Father>

Kelly: Uncle Bo?

Tabby: Are you okay?

Ann: <glances nervously at Aunt DanDan>

 

[Beauregard]

If you don't mind...I'm going to pop back home.

*to self* A minute ago I thought I ws going mad, now I'm beign revived with a mop by a blue-aunts friend...

Ahh, hello girls, yes, I'm ok...I do it all the time. Do you have any clue what just happened here?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Does anyone want a bottle of milk? I always think milk's a nice drink...lots of calcium.....*irons floor*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Hey!! What are we all standing around this old church for? TO THE FUNERAL PARTY.
*stands behind Fem forming a conga line*
*Chet Dar joins on*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: No idea.

Ann: Something with that big blue aunt thing....

Tabby: We thought that aunt thing was dead, but it turned out... he/she/it wasn't...

 

[Beauregard]

On the other hand, I don't think we'll ever know...still...that's Dan-Dan for you...

I'll see you around later on folks.

Dan-Dan..nice to have you back...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Conga conga conga!!
Fem: You're in a place of worsh- conga conga conga!!
*grabs Father and adds him to conga*