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*from the playpen*

Viq: ... and barbie says "Oh Ken I love you" and Ken says "So do I, cos I am so sexy!" and she starts weeping and...

Vibs: *frowns* Don't you dare making barbie weep, and by the way that's not barbie that's Chloe! And she is not in love with Ken, she loves ... Jack...

Viq: Jack? I thought you loved Jack!

Vibs: Not that Jack! This Jack *holds handsome grinning barbieman infront of Viq's face* I just names him Jack...

Viq: I see... "Oh Ken I hate you!" and then she slaps Ken and Ken becomes a super hero and eats Barbie!

Vibs: You have been hanging out with Dan again, haven't you?

Viq: Um...

Vibs: Speaking of Jack... I haven't seen him lately.

Viq: "Wau Barbie is really hot... mmm, spicey. *munches*"
 
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*at "That Lil Chapel*

I can't wait to be Mrs. Jack, or Mr. Moppet, or whatever it is I'll be becoming. Now you don't move..*glances at the ropes Jack is tied with* not that you can. Mwuh ha ha ha!!
 
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*DanDan returns*
It would seem the vicar and his "partner" have gone on a 3-day cruise to Amsterdam. So we'll just sit here and wait....

*15 minutes later*

There'll be 53 bottles, standing on the wall
 
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Viq: "And now! I shall save the world from the evil reindeers!" and there he flies away.

Vibs: *raises eyebrow* Something is wrong... I feel, Jack is calling me...

Viq: YOu have a cellphone Vibs?!

Vibs: No I mean,... he is calling me mentally...

Viq: .. wow, I thought I was the weirdo...

Vibs: You are. And I need to help jack! *snaps fingers and appears wherever Jack may be*

Viq: ... and then Shelly fell in love with Ken...
 
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DanDan: If either of you lay an undeveloped knuckle-less finger on him I'll eat you faster than a hot dog on wheels. Jack and I are destiny, and no baby is going to get in my way....
 
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Hmmm... Think DanDan forgot about the spell that distracts it from eating Vibs and Viq, so that it never does. Well, Vibs will call if she needs any help.
 
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