"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

You're insane DanDan...wait...If I pretend I'm in love with DanDan, it'll get Vibs off my back! But am I really willing to sacrifice myself to DanDan? *looks at Vibs* Yes! DanDan, I love you!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Don't talk...just kiss me *grabs Jack and clutches him*

 

[theprawncracker]

*closes eyes* I'm so sorry every other woman I've ever met...*kisses DanDan*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: *vomits*
DanDan: Fem! When PeaPea sees you she'll go mad. Now come along Jack, we have a wedding to plan. I know it's short notice, but I'm 104 years old so I'm not getting any younger. Now should I get married dressed as a mango or a cactus?

 

[theprawncracker]

Marriage?! *looks at Vibs again; twitches* A mango...

 

[The Count]

Sorry we haven't been around much... Taking care of some school work and home chores, getting ready for Thanksgiving you know...
Hope everyone's... all fright.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Marriage?! *looks at Vibs again; twitches* A mango...

I knew you'd say that. Now come along, I don't want my husband having all that floppy hair. I'm taking you for a haircut. How do you feel about going bald? And wearing these delightful slippers to the wedding? Look...it's very clever. They look like bunnies.

 

[theprawncracker]

Maybe it would just be best if you knocked me out and married me while I was unconcious...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Don't be silly. Who'll say "I do"?? Now *turns on electric razor* this won't hurt a bit...

 

[theprawncracker]

*Eyes bulge* But my beautiful hair! I spent half an hour in front of the mirror this morning!