"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

So...um...about these ropes...

 

[Beauregard]

Yes, about those ropes...I really don't approve of all this Jack...

 

[theprawncracker]

Nor do I, so get me out and we'll be even.

 

[Beauregard]

Ahh, good idea. *starts untieing Jack* *sops* By the way, you're a man...did you ever play with barbies?

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: Dad? Can I have Jack? Pleeeeeeeeeease!!

*Viq appears*

Viq: What on earth am I doing here??

Ken: Tommy, let's play football my boy.

Viq: ?!? I am not tommy and you are SO not alive! *snaps fingers* wow, something must have got terribly wrong when I said "hukkalaopopa"... why did I even say that?

Ken: I have no idea. Oh hey, lets go on a picnic barbie my love. Wait, where is she? Oh I'm so handsome. Look my hair is made of plastic!

Viq: *gulp*... can we get back to the plot about JAck and DanDan and Vibs?

Ken: Oh yes sorry. I am so hot. *disappears*

Vibs: VIQ!! what are you doing here?!?? ... never mind, dad can I have Jack? *points at Jack*

 

[Beauregard]

*opens mouth* *shuts mouth* Jack I will not have this business, putting ideas into my daughter's head. *tips over Jack's chair* Come along Vibs. And Viq. And...Ken? What the...?

 

[theprawncracker]

Moppet! Get me out of here! I won't hug you if you do!

 

[Beauregard]

*stops in track, realiseing what jsut happened*

Oh! Jack! I'm sorry..I don't know what came over me, how rude, I...returns, and starts to untie Jack again* What was I saying?

 

[theprawncracker]

You were saying how you were going to untie me because i was never a convict and how you'd feed me lots of food tonight.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *confused*

Vibs: I need to sleep... *falls asleep*

Viq: ... boy this scene is strange, who wrote it??

Vibs: Well, DanDan is doing her best...

Viq: daNDan wrote this???

Vibs: um... let's not ruin the story... *sleeps*