"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*church doors bang open*

What the heaven is going on here?

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: Jack is tied!!! Oh... Jack is tied... *smugging smile* wait, who did that?

 

[Beauregard]

Vibs! Untie Mr Jack at once! I demand it and..Dan-Dan what are you..Jack...Vibs...um...Explain this situation imediatly before I ground you for life, Vibs. I simply won't have my daughter hanging out in shadey churches with any realtion of...Christy's? Mine? Someone else?..and a lad of questianable vintage.

 

[theprawncracker]

I don't know wheter to hug you or slap you Moppet...

 

[Beauregard]

*gulp* Er...how about a compromise? A simple slap on theback or handshake should do it...

 

[theprawncracker]

Well, if I could move my arms...Vibs...

 

[Beauregard]

Vibs, you did this? *points at Jack's bonds* What kind of behaviour is this?

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: You really mean you are going to read for me every single night for the rest of my life? *CUTE*

 

[theprawncracker]

What does that have to do with...yes Vibs I will...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *looks at Dan-Dan* Does this make any sence to you?
Moppet: About as much sence as you turning up at the church unexpectedly
Father: Whjat! Oh! That! I got a rather disturbing house-call from the Cow-Lady...that is er..whatever her name is...um....