"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Don't speak to me about Psychology! When I was your age, I had a sock-puppet named Psychology!
Moppet: That's not helping our side very much...*waves sword* Back up the pinapple, big fell...madam...
Father: Now you've done it...

 

[theprawncracker]

Mrs. Jones: PINEAPPLE?!?!?!

*charges at Moppet waving Jack around*

WHOA!!! AHHH!!! GETTING...DIZZY!!! WHOLE...LIFE...FLASHING...BEFORE...MY...EYES!!! GOING...TO...TOSS...MY TUNA!!! WON'T...BE...PRETTY!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Suzan just did cleaning this place yeterday, Jack, don't you dare...

 

[Vic Romano]

Shinku-HADOKEN!
*Randomly fires of a blue fire ball*
Cool, I didn't know I could do that!

 

[theprawncracker]

Mrs. Jones:*ducks under fireball and it hits Jack*

Curse you Vic the Very Voycacios Violent...um...Violin?

Mrs. Jones: Quiet boy! I'm about to clash swords with that guy up there with the shiny pointy sword that would surely cut a human in half!

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Madam Cherrie, did I ever mention that I was in the Privateer business? It really is quite fasionable these days...

*a window somewehre breaks*

 

[theprawncracker]

*Mrs. Jones stops abruptly*

A what?

Mrs. Jones: And who broke that window?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: what is going on?

Vibs: I still don't have the fantest idea.

Viq: lets play chess!!

Vibs: ... not...

Viq: *sniff*

 

[Beauregard]

*a tall man with a limp strides into the room*

Hevej: That would be me...Moppet, old man. Need a hand?

Father: *Jaw Drops*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Look!! That's the cool pirate thing who is a pirate and... acts pirate-ish!

Vibs: Right...