"The Moppet Family..."

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*dramatic music plays*

No! Not Hevej! My-sister's-long-lost pirate-love-who-might-love-her-back-but-I-have-no-idea-becuase-I can't-follow-along.

Mrs. Jones: I'm so confused.
 

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Hevej: Ah'm lookin' for a man in a red shirt, name of Moppet.

Moppet: That would be me.

Hevej: I have a dilivery fer ya, step outside please.

Father: You think the fake pizza dilivery man trick still works?

Hevej: I still remeber it don' I?

Moppet: It'll work. *cough* Just, coming...
 

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*Stunned*

Hevej!

*Runs to Hevej and hugs him*

My hero! You are back!
 

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Look Mrs. Jones! Pizza!

*Mrs. Jones drops Jack and darts towards Hevej*

Phew...that was close...And now I have this cool hairdue!
 

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Moppet: And she blows the cover...

Hevej: *pullin' pistals* No one move. Mop, leave. I'll take down the rest.

Moppet: Good, I'll just..
Father: No.

Hevej: Beg pardon?

Father: It's a fund raiser...

Hevej: Ah'll get them to hand over their purses first then take down the rest.

Father: Not that kind of fund...it's publicity for my firm.

Hevej: You work in an office?

Moppet: Er, sometimes..I mean...also a wrestling ring, ahheh...
 

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Oh no you don't!

*Magics Hebbage away to take a seat next to Mingostone. And you'll stay there and not cause any problems if you know what's good for you.
The rest of the lot of you... Back into the caged ring. And if you keep up these sheninagans, we'll end up suing Wilson's for loss of revenue. The crowd wants to see a good wrestling match... Now give us one. And no more of this namby-pamby swordfighting business. Mutilate each other, bash your brains against the steel walls, flatten everyone else on the mat... Just do whatever to knock the others in there down long enough for a pin count or submit and be eliminated from the match.
Now go on... *Wrestling match in the double cage ring continues.
 

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Hey uncle Adam, why doncha' just lock 'im in a cage like everyone else!/ Bwa-ha ha hah ha!
 

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Ok Yakky and Mr. Spinach. Were doing the Yak human vegatable dance on Vic. Are ya'll ready.

Yakky: Ready.

You ready Mr. Spinach. Ok. Here we go. *does a double back flip onto Yakky then Yakky launches us into the air we then falls back down Yakky catches us then he throws us*

*flying through the air with Mr. Spinach in hand* Here we come Vic! *BLAM BANG BOOM! then dances on Vic* Yea Mr. Spinach. We did it. *high fives the spinach's hand*
 

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*mumbling* I thought it was over...

Mrs. Jones: Can I uh kill that Moppet guy now?

Sure whatever floats your boat...
 

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theprawncracker said:
*mumbling* I thought it was over...

Mrs. Jones: Can I uh kill that Moppet guy now?

Sure whatever floats your boat...
Your not going to kill anyone Jones. You have to go through me to get to him. So what's it going to be?

Yakky: *gets in front of me* Your going to have to go through me to get to Kyle.

Biggy: Uh I wanted to say I was sorry Kyle for what happened. Are we buddies again?

Sure Biggy.

Biggy: *gets in front of Yakky* Then you're going to have to go through me, through Yakky and then Kyle to get to Mr. Moppet. He's our friend. No matter how bad he treats us.
 
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