"The Moppet Family..."

[Harvey Towers]

*In the stands*

*Mr Harvey is attempting to explain the current procedings to the Viq and Vibs*

Look! That's your daddy over there! He's doing very well! See how he blocked that blow with his head? Yes that's the stuff. Oh, now he's going for Young Jack! Don't worry, this is all carefully coreographed. He's probably meant to have that many bruises by now...

Oh I can hardly imagine anything more painful than having to sit here and watch this fight. Expect for perhaps having to stand there and be in that fight...

I hope you take this as a lesson children. In fights, there are no winners... what's that SuZan? We've made how much from ticket sales?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DD: Tickets? Sales?

FT: I don't know what you're thinking but stop it...

 

[Beauregard]

*twists in perfect fighter poise*

*chanting to self* Remember the chricket, be like him...or is it preyign mantis? Or...*ouch!*

Moppet: Just smack him, Father, hit Him!

*spins into a slow motion kick*

 

[theprawncracker]

Quite right! Let's finish this shall we Moppet? *Jumps up to punch Father in slow motion*

 

[Beauregard]

*spins around Jack in Bullet-Time*

Of coure, Jack lad...

 

[theprawncracker]

(OOC: Think about what we're doing here folks...)

*parries Father's move*

Well then take this! *kicks at Father*

 

[Beauregard]

*grabs Jack's foot, and spins towards the ground*

You're shoelace is untied, you may trip...

*keeps spinning*

 

[theprawncracker]

*trips*

Ow! Curse you Moppet! *grabs Father's legs and tackles him*

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Hey, nice moves!
Father: Thanks.
Moppet: I meant, Jacks...
Father: *Pulls Jack's hair like a girl*
Moppet: Don't let your kids see you doing that...

 

[theprawncracker]

GAH!!! My beautiful curly hair! He he, Vibs will kill you for that! *kicks Moppet in gut*