"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*mutters* Christy, how did I get into this...

*turns over, tackling Jack, and knocking him down under*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ow! *pushes Father off of me* You've made me do something I reeealy didn't want to do but...HEY MRS. JONES, MOPPET CALLED YOU FAT!!!!

Mrs. Jones: HE WHAT?!?!?! *Mrs. Jones comes charging at Father*

 

[Beauregard]

I did no such thing! Ooh, you make me angry, if I wasn't a coward I'd thrash you both!

Mrs Jones, darling, I...said that you were, not Fat, but Fa'it whichis french for...Fair, and it is your...er...fairness quality that will lead you to concider not punding me.

 

[theprawncracker]

Mrs. Jones: Oh darlin' I wasn't gonna punch you, I was gonna stomp you into the ground like the little bug you are!

Ha ha! Moppet's gonna get sqaushed!

 

[Beauregard]

Well, I suppose that leaves me no option...

*leaps over Mrs Jones, and pulls open Harvey's desk drawer, extracting a sword.

Moppet: Let's see you get past my sword, young lady.

 

[theprawncracker]

Mrs. Jones: So that's how you wanna play huh?

*picks up Jack and puts so much hair gel in his hair that it sharpens to a point*

Mrs. Jones: Engard!

AH!!!!!

 

[Harvey Towers]

The view from the stands...

Is that a sword in my desk drawer or...? Hmm...

I'd been using that as a ruler! It was handy as it sharpened the pencil as you drew the lines...

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Move aside, Jack, I don't want to hurt you.
Father: Or spoil your hairstyle, where do you get the gell? I've been ahving problems with...
Moppet: Nobody Move!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: erh, what's going on?

Vibs: Looks like Jack and father is having a wee fight - And doesn't he look handsome when he's upset... *dreamy look in the eyes*

Viq: Yes so brave! I have some of his genes, that's fer sure.

Vibs: .... I was talking about jack.

Viq: Oh! Right...

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh this old stuff? I just hopped down to the old supermarket and...I'M BEING USED AS A SWORD!!!

Mrs. Jones: Hush up boy. He won't hurt you. We're using reverse psychology!

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT MOPPET UNDERSTANDS PSYCHOLOGY?!?!?!