"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: *Draws Father* ... Hey! Maybe I can start doing comics someday....

Vibs: DADDY!! I have to go to the toilet -NOWW!!!!!!!!

Viq: ... And a little moustache...

Vibs: NOw now now now nowww!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*pnics*
Er, Nanny Mingostone? Jack? Jack! Your sister is a nanny, you should know how to lok after a baby...um...never mind...somebody help! I have am Emergancy here! Police! Ambulence...someone?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Draws Father panicing*

Vibs: ... now now now now now now!!!! *Enjoying every moment of this*

Viq: *Draws Father crying*

Vibs: ... I'm gonna tell mum that you banned me from going to the toilet!!! *Smugs*

 

[Beauregard]

Aggahhhe...you ca-...she..whama...who...somba...*colapses*

*ker-smack*

Ouch...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Draws father colapsing - Looks at picture* And I shall call this picture "Falling madness" and it shall make me famous.

Vibs: *Looks at father* It's too easy making him colaps it's not even funny anymore.

Viq: This picture is awesome.

Vibs: ... *takes a look*... Is Father the ant or the ... blue big giraffe-horse with a spoon up it's nose?

Viq: The blue big giraffe-horse with a spoon up it's nose.

Vibs: Um... Right.

 

[Beauregard]

*after a vivid weird dream sequence father awakes*

From henceforth I shall be called no more father, but the One Who Lives and....um...sorry....*falls back to unconciousness*

 

[Harvey Towers]

*thinks*

I'm in Australia with my colleague who keeps fainting, his babies, another shifty looking mam and some sort of a thing... I knew I should have taken that job in the accounts department!

*end thinks*

Well, I suppose we've finished with this map of Antartica it won't be a lot of use here as we have sand not snow... Hold on, that child has a piece of yellow pencil!

*Takes the pencil from the babies and begin to colour in the map*

 

[Beauregard]

*father is amazingly awake, and standing up as usual*

Well, judging by your map, if we keep heding along that scribbly line, we'll end up next to that scribbly bit there, and the white bit you forgot to color.

 

[The Count]

So... Bo and the others are in Austrailia trying to track down Sis. Hmmm, wonder if I remembered to warn them about those neighbors of Austrailia who keep tossing boomerang fish.
Oh well, I'm sure he'll figure it out. Then again...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Back in Oz, mite!*
Well I'd like you to meet my twin *points to air* Now now, you can't stay silent for long. We're in Australia. Say something. DonDon? Say something DonDon!! Oh dear, DonDon has gone to the great horse-race in the sky. A moment's silence please.