"The Moppet Family..."

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Erine81981

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In the middle of the Australia desert........

Ok guys or monsters or pets or whatever? Put on some clothes and blend in with our suroundings. Got that?

Biggy: Why are we doing this?

So we don't get hunted by those....those....pochers.

Biggy: Pochers?

I mean pouchers. They hunt animals and then kill them. Next they use your hide to make lamps, coats or coat racks. Just blend in. YAKKY!?

Yakky: *head raises up*

You heard me right?

Yakky: *nods head no*

Blend in. Look like your suroundings. Got that?

Yakky: *nods head yes* *then he puts on a costume that make him look like a kangaroo* Guggle?

I guess? Ride on! *Yakky with me and Biggy ride on to find Mr. Moppet and the twins*
 

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*eyes widen*

*points*

Yaga-wugga-hemahaha!

*cough*

Oh, look, a huge giant yak-shaped kangeroo!

*screams and runs*
 

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That's it, what a specimin! SuZan! Get the kangaroo net, that's the one we need to take back with us!

*loads up a sleeping dart in his dart gun*

(By 'sleeping dart' I do not of course refer to the dart being asleep but rather the effect that the dart has on he who is hit with it. Although, the dart doesn't seem to be moving much so I suppose it's possible that it is asleep aswell..)
 

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(That last coment was hilarious!)

*runs*

*pauses*

Oh, it's not chasing anymore...then why do I hear such screaming and wailing? *lloks up* Ah, taht could explain it...*The Sydney Opera House looms above him*
 

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Harvey Towers said:
That's it, what a specimin! SuZan! Get the kangaroo net, that's the one we need to take back with us!

*loads up a sleeping dart in his dart gun*

(By 'sleeping dart' I do not of course refer to the dart being asleep but rather the effect that the dart has on he who is hit with it. Although, the dart doesn't seem to be moving much so I suppose it's possible that it is asleep aswell..)
*looks around* UH OH! Look! *points to guy in jeep with a dart gun*

Biggy: Uh kyle are those the guys you're talking about?

Yep. He's a poucher. RUN YAKKY! FAST!

Yakky: *sees guy with dart gun* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *shoots off like a rocket*

Biggy and I grab each other screaming our heads off
 

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Viq: I have finished my newest picture. Look Vibs, isn't it cool??

Man with bodypainting and a beard: Oh I love it!! Can I buy it???

Viq: ...wow... Y-y-yes sure!! Um... That will be, um, 1920 money.

Mwbaab: ... I can give you this HUGE earthenware jar!

Viq: ... Allright then.

Mwbaab: *Hands Viq the HUGE jar*

Viq: *Hands Mwbaab the picture*

Vibs: What was that about?

Viq: He gave me a HUGE earthenware jar and he got the picture!

Vibs: ...err... That's... um....

*An Hour Later*


Viq: This... HUGE... Jar... is... so.... heavy.... I ... simply.... can't.... bear....this.... any....morrreeee..... DADDY here! *hands or more like throws the HUGE jar to dad*
 

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No situation involving a jar is a situation involving a jar until Aunt DanDan has assisted.


*presents large mallet from jeans pocket, bashes the jar to thousands of small pices*
*Father sobs while DanDan jumps on the pieces*

Let your body Vogue to the music....*strikes a pose*
 

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*Fahter*

Oooh..I am so happy I can't stop crying...

*cough*

That was strange...still, thank goodness that jar is outta here. *yawn* Now if only everythign were that easy to colve...like, finding Mother in a continent. it's easlier to find a needle in a continent than Mother in a haystack...no, wait...um...
 

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We're looking for mother. You said that earlier, so I've been looking for needles in haystacks. And then eating haystacks. Mainly eating them. All that swallowed hay for nothing. Oh well, while in Rome...

*eats more hay*
 

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Viq: *sob* He ate my HUGE jar...

Vibs: No he didn't he smashed it with a hammer...

Viq: ... well, WHO cares! It was MY Jar... *sniffsniffsniff*

Vibs: *turns to father* How could you let that Aunt-looking weirdo swallow his Jar huh??

Viq: Vibs, (s)he didn't swallow it (s)he...

Vibs: ... Well, WHO cares!!

Viq: ... I'm confused...
 
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