"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile...back on the aeroplane....in particular under father's seat*

*DanDan climbs out from under seat*
Good lord, thats the last time I smuggle myself on a plane. From now on, I'm riding lawn mowers just as my ancestors did. Get me out of here

*punches plane window and climbs out*
Look, dad. No hands
*falls*
I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE KNOWN MY LAST WORD WAS STRAWBER....*thud*

*5 minutes later*
*DanDan flies past window and comes through it, comfortably landing on father*
Good job I landed at the trampolining festival.

 

[Harvey Towers]

Well the stewardess tells me that the ice has been safely packed in the cold store, but Wilson's have just sent me this fax... OK so they phoned and I wrote the orders down on this napkin but anyway it says:

TO MOPPY AND HARVET STOP GLAD TO HERE ICE-GATHERING WAS A SUCCESS STOP PLEASE COLLECT A KANGAROO SUITABLE FOR USE AS THE COMPANY TIDDLEWINKS TEAM MASCOT STOP OH AND KEEP IT OFF THE ICE STOP BY THE WAY THE OPPOSITE OF GO IS STOP​

I don't understand it I'm afraid... maybe you or one of your strangley dressed friends could explain it to us?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

It means...CONGA!!

*starts conga line around the plane*
*takes off sombrero to reveal an orangutang*
*orangutang joins conga*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: "... And then I married Mingostone, became King of the world and had a long and great life. THE END"

Vibs: Zzzzzz....

Viq: Finally!! I'm done with my book!!!!!!

Vibs: Zzzzz.... Yes Jack I will follow you to the moon and the stars.....ZZzzz.... How... Zzzz to get there?.... I don't know you should have thought of that!!!

Viq: ... *listening*...

Vibs: Zzzz... Oh Jack that is so smart using your headphones as helicopters!! Wait... No actually that's just weird.

Viq: ... Vibs are you asleep?

Vibs: Zzzzz... No I'm not a sheep....ZzzzZzzzz

Viq: ... Um...

 

[Beauregard]

*hides behind newspaper and pretends not to be related to anyone else on the plane*

*peeks over the top as Steward goes by*

Er, escuse me, I'm not related to taht lot.

Steward: What?

I'm not...never mind.

Steward: What? Sorry, can't hear you over this conga music.

*thinks: If she can't hear me...*

I said, you have lovely eyes.

Steward: *slap*

*sigh*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... I'm bored. Should I wake up Vibs?

Vibs: No you shouldn't. Unless you want trouble that is.

Viq: ... I don't.

Vibs: Good. Now great great yellow elephant please hand me the sugar for my hamburger Zzzzz.....zz..z.z.z.z..zzzzzz

Viq: ?

Vibs: Don't ask I'm sleeping....

Viq: Um, okay I won't.

Vibs: Zzzzzzzz

 

[Erine81981]

Runs off the plane on a yak.......

Clome bon Bliggy. Wle have to katchup with Blister. Noppet.

Biggy: Noppet? Who's that?

Yakky: Hrump grumble.

Biggy: Oh Mr. Moppet. Sorry didn't know that you had a rock in your mouth.

*spits out rock* Sorry. Forgot you don't speak rock. We have to find Mr. Moppet.

Biggy: Ok. Lets go.

Yakky?

Yakky: Hurmp?

CHARGE!

Yakky, Kyle and Biggy shoot off like a rocket but on 8 legs......

 

[Beauregard]

CUT TO...

Well, here we are in the blazing heat of the Australia, danger on every side, kangeroos could trample us, raging australians could "G'day" us to death....danger lies in every step we take...oh, lok, there's the sydney opera house. Shall we get tickets to take atour?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *bored*

Vibs: Bored?? We are in Australia!!

Viq: ... I'm gonna start painting!!!!

Vibs: Oh no...

Viq: *Draws Frowning Vibs*

Vibs: ... Daddy? I need to go to the toliet.

Viq: ... Wow Vibs! That's a new one!

Vibs: Well, I'm just being difficult.

Viq: Aah! I see. *Draws Yakky*

 

[Beauregard]

Well..um..what's that dear? But we are in australia! You can not expect a toilet to appear behind each cactus and cattle ranch..an...oh, there's a sign pointing with the words, "Public Toliets" Hmm...let's head that way...

Viq, put that paint down, it's no tpolite to stare at strangers, even if you are painting them. *stares* wow, that aboriganie has a bone through it's nose... *cough* No, sir, I was not staring, i was...oh, it's just a model of a tribeman. Er...ignore me...