"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*to Vibs* Not now dear...

*to Dan Dan*

Don't eat that! Mother could be in that hay!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Whatever, Papa Smurf. Don't talk to me about your hay.....HATE CRIME!!!! HATE CRIME IN THE CORNER! SOUND THE COW AND MILK THE ALARM. Wait...scratch that...reverse it

 

[TogetherAgain]

at the Cole house

Tabby: Hey Kelly, let's go look over there!

Ann: Why would you go over there?

Tabby: Why not?

Ann: None of us have ever been over there!

Tabby: All the more reason to go! Come on, Kelly, whaddaya say?

Kelly: Um....

Ann: Don't go over there! It's probably dangerous. It's probably filled with icky snakes and bugs and wild animals and-

Tabby: Cool! I'm going, I'll see you two later!

Ann: Tabby, no!

Kelly: Tabby!

Ann: She's crazy, she's going to get herself hurt!

Kelly: Tabby, wait for me!

Ann: what?

<Tabby and Kelly scamper off to the basement>

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile...inside of Aunt DanDan's digestive system*

Old man: So, how long have you been in here
Haystack: Longer than I'd care to admit
Severed leg: Dont talk to me about being eaten
DanDan: Quiet in there!

 

[Beauregard]

Dan-Dan's stomache is making sounds. I think that means he/she/it is hungry/starving...mayeb we shoudl finda place to eat. you sir, anything to eat around here?

Man: G'day mate!

Thanks you..um...Madam, is there any..

Madam: G'day!

Can someone help...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Never!!! *explodes again*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Whooooo... *Eyes wide open*

Vibs: What is ... WAAAauuuuuu!!! *Eyes wide open*

A tall long-haired middleaged and somewhat handsome Pirate is walking through the old-canteen-resturant-ish looking place that the entire family settled down in to try and get something to eat.

-Silence-

Random man: *Whispers* It's h-h-h-h-him...

Random man II: *Whispers* Y-y-yeah. *gulp*

Random man III: *Runs screaming out of the building*

Pirate: *Looking around* Greetings everybody. - Now, relax I'm not here to get into trouble today. I'm looking for -*Glances at father* -well well well. So finally we meet again...

Viq: W-w-w-what on earth is that prehistoric guy doing here?

Vibs: *To herself* I'm in love with Jack, I'm in love with Jack, I'm in love with Jack, I'm in love with...

Pirate strolls toward father and doesn't stop until he is standing right infront of him.

Pirate: *Leans forward* ... Hello old buddy!

-silence-

Pirate: ...What? You don't even remember your own captain? ... Well, you certainly don't look like yourself either. When did you get a haircut?


(SN: Okay so maybe I watched "Pirates of Caribbean" tonight...)

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Sure hope the kittens didn't go downstairs into the basement. No telling what guest ghosts are down there. Well, of course I know which ones are down ther, I invited them to stay there. But I'm not sure if my girls are ahem... mature enough for that just yet.

Hmmm, think I'll pop in and see if my girls are all fright.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: <pacing in front of basement> What if they're hurt? What if they got caught by a bunch of creepy crawly things and they'll never come back again? What if-

Tabby and Kelly: (still in the basement) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Ann: KELLY! TABBY!

<Tabby and Kelly come scampering out of the basement and collapse in front of Ann>

Ann: Are you two ok?

Tabby: <panting> That... was... so... AWESOME...

Kelly: <panting> ....Tabby?...

Tabby: ...Yeah?...

Kelly: ...You're crazy.....

 

[The Count]

*Stopping in front of door that leads to basement stairs. Ah, there you are my darlings.
Come on, I think it's time to give you some milk and get ready for bed. Don't worry, those ghosties down there aren't so bad. You'll learn in time...
Think of more pleasant things as you go to sleep. Just dream of that which you like and love, and know that Daddy and Mommy will always be here.
*Herds girls away to kitchen for milk and a bit of ice cream to calm their nerves.