"The Moppet Family..."

[minidoozer]

*Looks surprised at Viq*

I have never met a baby that didn't want a lollipop! Oh, but then here you are Vibs!

*Takes the lollipop from Viq's hand and gives it to Vibs.*

Then we're all happy, right?

*Picks up the twins and walks in the direction Vibs pointed.*

 

[Vic Romano]

Zzsnkt kuh cough cough.... uhn; whuz goin' on? Where am I? Who put this big heavy thing on top of me? Why are the twins in a parking lot?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *grumble grumble grumble* Vibs you are so mean I HATE you!!!

Vibs: Yum! I've never had such a delicious lollipop in my entire life... Hm.. I've never had a lollipop in my entire life...

Viq: *GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!*

Vibs: ... I was not the one who mumbled and said nonsense.

Viq: *grumble grumble* ... grumble.

Vibs: Yum!

 

[minidoozer]

*Finally the nanny reaches the office and knocks on the door*

*Door creaks and opens*

Hi. I'm the nanny you asked for.

*Puts the twins down*

My full name is Liza Eewopp Mingostone, but it'll be a lot easier if you just call me Miss Mingostone.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fine, you just ignore old Dan-Dan. You know over my time on The Moppit Family I have provided over 1 laugh. And now I'm being ignored!! Well, I'll sit sucking my thumb, with my purple finger throbbing hideously, and my pillow case over my head.

 

[minidoozer]

*Suddenly Miss Mingostone discoveres the ignored Dan-Dan*

Oh, your poor thing!

*Pats his head and finds a lollipop that tastes of flies in her bag*

Here you are sweety.

*Turns her head to Mr. Moppet and looks pretty.*

 

[Harvey Towers]

*In an increasingly crowded office at Wilson’s Cereal Shaping and Frosting Factory*

What are you all doing in here? This is a controlled environment! How do you expect us to get al the the cornflakes to a uniform shape with people barging in all the time. One slip of the hand and I tell you it won't be a plastic hippopotamous you choke on next time! And I've got a thousand grains of rice on the cusp of popping..

*Sits pensively with a spoon in his hand threatening to drown himself in a bowl of porridge*

 

[Beauregard]

*jaw drops*

That is some rather neat...I mean, that's so gorgious that...is it relly all your own...idea, Mr Harvey, to pop each seperate grain of rice into one uniform shape? You know I really think it will work. No more uncertainly as to whether your Rice Krispies will be teh same shape in your next bite....

*looks up*

Hey? What are you doing messingup my office. Get out Mrs...Dan-Dan. Shoo, go on...

*turns to Miss Mingostone*

Sorry. I say! Who are you? And, how did You come to be here? And why does Vibs have sticky fingers touching my patent diamond socks? And why is Viq crying...and...Who did you say you were Young Lady?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Well, I'll take my business elsewhere. I havent been this insulted since Petunia the Brick had an affiar with a purple feather duster. *sniff*

<leaves office.....possibly never to return. but probably not>

 

[Vic Romano]

Wait Aunt Dan-Dan! I'm comin' with ya'! This place ain't safe for me!