"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*looks up from desk*

Funny, I don't hear the sound of destruction. Must have left the Twins at home...oh dear, now I'll have to go find them.

*gets up from desk*

Or I could stay here, and get them at lunch break.

*sits down*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I'll take that
*pulls chair from under Mr. Moppit*
I notice no one cared that I was evicted. Apparently the public don't like senseless and possibly dangerous bi-genderous individuals. Well, I'm going to eat this pillow case and enjoy it.

 

[Vibs]

*Viq and Vibs sits in the portable playpen at the parking lot.*

Viq: ...One second two second three second four second five second six second seven second...

Vibs: What are you doing?

Viq: nine second, sscchh I'm trying to figure out how long time we've been sitting here... ten second, eleven second, twelve second...

Vibs: Um... But he left at least an hour ago! And it's seconds! The s!

Viq: Okay then. He left an hours ago.

Vibs: *frowns*

Viq: So ... you think he'll come back for us?

Vibs: Uuuuuuuuuum... Considering the fact that he's our father... yes.

Viq: ... But considering the fact he is OUR father.... no.

Vibs: So lets try and find him ourselves!

Viq: ... deal.

*Vibs and Viq get out of the playpen (again) and crawl along.*

Vibs: Is crawling in the middle of a high street dangerous?

Viq: Only if we get run down.

Vibs: I see.

 

[minidoozer]

The nanny

*A beautiful young woman with red curled hair, green eyes and long legs shows up and sees Viq and Vibs.*

There you are babies! You know, it's kind of dangerous to be out here by yourselves.

*Picks up the babies and brings them to safety on the pavement*

Where are your parents? I'll see if I can bring you two back to them.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Wait. My post made no sense. Here, I'll edit it

*runs to where Nanny stands with twins*
Oh, I see. You want to eat them to, eh, nanny? Well- we'll share them with Petunia, my pet brick.

 

[minidoozer]

*Looks shocked at the one standing next to her*

Eat them?.... EAT THEM? Certainly not, you strange cannibalistic creature!
I'm gonna find those poor things' parents!

*Gives him one cent*

Go buy yourself a fly.

*Turns around and asks the twins about their parents again.*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ..... w-h-w-he-well wha wha lalala you gaga hi I am.. tatata. um!!?

Vibs: ... Means: "Hi I am Viq and this is my sister Vibs. We are talking babies and Vibs is much better than me and I am really stupid." And as to our parents our mother is.. somewhere... and our father is at the office. He forgot us at the parking lot because he doesn't like us.

Viq: tata toogagga haba I am sabalappa gaj jap jap tea hey tu bi bi nam... err...

Vibs: .... Means: "I have made a poo in my nappy."

Viq: *Sends Vibs the evil eyes*

 

[minidoozer]

*Pats Viq's head*

You don't have to be scared little fella.

*Whispers to Vibs*

Don't tease him, all babies poo in their nappy now and then.

*Finds a lollypop in her bag and gives it to Viq*

Can you please tell me where to find your father's office then?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: !!!!!.......... You...... me........ lollipop gave.... flappanagags hello mei gagaga w-heloss! Haf! err...

Vibs: .... Means "I don't want the lollipop give it to Vibs instead." And our fathers office is in that direction, *Points*. We think.

Viq: ... NoIdowannamylolli pooooooooop gagagagagaga hap. Isjustthatyouare pre-h-h-h-htt-h-h-h-httty... pr... barf! NO! Not barf. Braf! err...

Vibs: .... means "I still don't want this lollipop give it to Vibs".

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Look. I tied a string around my finger- now it's poiple!!