"The Moppet Family..."

[Harvey Towers]

*Later at Wilson’s Cereal Frosting Factory*

Fell to bit you say Mr Moppet, well, well, well.

It's been all go here to. As a matter of fact I knocked over a jug of milk. It was really quite upsetting but I said to myself what is the point of shedding any tears over decanted dairy products...

 

[Beauregard]

*picks up a message from the desk*

Due to an extension in mangament, and a depletion of budget, you will now be both Frosting the cereal, and also cutting the flakes to ensure each is unique and qualifies to the Cereal Shape's Legilastion of '98. We have provided siscors, and a box of lettuce in the case of emergancy. Management.

Oh, well, I wanted something to streatch my imagination. I wonder, can we fold teh floakes and cut them out symetricly?

 

[Vibs]

*Sits in the playpen, that is still way too tiny.*

Viq: Have you ever thought about life?

Vibs: Of course I have?

Viq: What is the meaning of life?

Vibs: ... curtain rails.

Viq: I see. *Goes back to sleep*

Vibs: *Looks into camera* I had to say something, or he'd keep talking forever and ever and ever...

Viq: ...wha?

Vibs: I said that if one lived for eternity and had really long legs, one could keep walking forever and ever... um... and ever.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hey!! Why is it my toes never stay upside down when I'm drinking coffee? Well, if you'll excuse me, I want to toast a rat in the back garden.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Zzzz....

Vibs: *Bored*

Viq: zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Vibs: *Holds up a megaphone* HI VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQ!!!!!

Viq: AararRRRRRH!!!!! ... *Tries to catch his breath* ... That.. that was very mean!

Vibs: Were you sleeping?

Viq: *Frowns*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Now twins. I'd like to eat you. Here's my fork
<diversion arrives>
Hey! I'm going to go and be on Big Brother. I'll be back in 10 weeks

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ...Um... Who is that strange man... woman... thing?

Vibs: Some mad person that somehow is related to us and who wants to eat us with a fork and a knife.

Viq: ... Awesome.

Vibs: Actually it isn't Viq, because if he eats us then we will not be that much alive and...

Viq: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Vibs: *Frowns and looks into camera* He wouldn't mind if a comet hit the eart.

Viq: Zz.. Wha, whaat? A comet hit the earth?

Vibs: No.

Viq: Hm... I wouldn't mind anyway. ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz...

 

[Erine81981]

Having to babysit for Mr. Moppet.........

Glad he put me in charge this time. Ok Viq and Vibs! Here is what I want ya'll to do. We need to wake up Vic. He's been sleeping and needs to be woke up. Now heres comes the hard part. I've already tried pretty much everything in the book. So I want you two to use some of ya'll magic together to help wake that big brother of yours out of his bed. You got it?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Did someone just ask us to actually USE our magic?

Vibs: *stunned*

Viq: Wow.

Vibs: .... yep. wow indeed.

Viq: Well.... let's DO it then!

Vibs: Yeah!

........................

*A yellow loudspeaker along with a fridge, double size and 3 huge woodlice fall down on poor Vic.*

Viq: Woodlice???

Vibs: a yellow loudspeaker??

Viq and Vibs: ...!! Who made the double sized fridge?

Puppy: I did. Oink.

Viq and Vibs: *gulp*

 

[Erine81981]

*A yellow loudspeaker along with a fridge, double size and 3 huge woodlice fall down on poor Vic.*

WHOA! *stuned*