"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Now we're coming up to a lovely italian restaurant "Mangi i gatti" where I can finally eat you three...I mean....you eat..free!! Free meals for cats...

 

[The Count]

What?!? *Positively furious... Bored or not, you're staying home today and for the rest of the weekend young girls/kittens.
*Ground opens up and kittens fall into clutches of Adam's dark hand, tightly yet firmly.

And as for you DanDan... Serious magic will have to be invoked for you, you foul thing.

*Drastic amplifies the charm used to stop DanDan from eating Viq and Vibs so it applies to the Cole triplets as well.
And if you try my patience once more... We'll be the ones dining on fried DanDan!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh yeah well....*DanDan fumbles in pocket* I have this!!!
*camera zooms in on a Monopoly "Community Chest" card* If you read it, you will see it is a legal document clearly stating that your charms are entirely uneffective
*camera zooms in: the card has Get Out Of Charms Free Card written on it*
Mwuh ha ha ha ha

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Fried Dan-Dan?

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: Ewwwwwwwww

Ann: I think I'll skip dinner if that happens...

Kelly: <rubs stomach> I get a tummy-ache just thinking about it...

Tabby: <reads card> Get out of charm free... what's that mean?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

It clearly states that until next time I roll the dice all charms are totally uneffective on me. Hey does anyone have a stapler?

 

[The Count]

It means absolutely nothing, as it's a piece of rubbish. You think I can be defeated by a mere board game playing card? What fools these mortals be!
You DanDan are not exempt from the magic that can be wraught upon a person, especially if I'm in a particular foul mood. And you're just about to get clocked where it'll hurt the worst.

*Continues modifying DanDan's mind so it'll leave Cole triplets alone.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: Clocked... where it... Daddy, that sounds mean!

Tabby: Yeah, it does! You always say we should treat everybody equally- well doesn't that apply to blue things with pet feet, too? <looks around> Sorry, no stapler. Uh, what dice were you refering to?

Ann: Hey, wait a second, Tabby, how did you read that card? We're still kittens- since when can you read?

Tabby: Um... since about three seconds ago?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

See Mr. Cole I taught your daughters to read...now could you please stop fiddling with my brain because I've....ho cominciato parlare italiano....ciò non è molto buona perché gradisco l'inglese....and that's great because now that you're inside my mind I just feel so...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<girls stare at DanDan>

Tabby: What language was that?

Ann: How should I know? Sesame Street never told me.

Kelly: Daddy... please don't hurt her... or him... or it... please?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Ow my brain......this hasn't hurt this bad since last time someone went through my brains because....I shoved my keys in my ear......owwww...