"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan is inside her stomach*
How did this happen? *takes out cell phone* Fem, you'll never guess where I am. No. No. No. No. No. Yes!

 

[The Count]

Thank you Isabelle. Think I'll do just that.
*Finishes meal, then retires to study to try and take my mind off of things for a while.

Of course, I'd be brought out of this huff even sooner if we could find the next chapter to that story about Scooter's family...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan climbs out of her mouth* Wow that has happened too many times. Oh no, I have to help Jack. *pulls marshmallow out of pocket* Yeah...this'll help. *catches up to Jack*

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Cole girls helping with the dishes>

Ann: <humming>

Kelly: <singing> Ninety-three bottles of milk on the wall, ninety three bottles of milk... <sigh> Never mind.

Tabby: ............. <sigh> You know something?

Kelly: Hm?

Tabby: Helping out is nice, but... this is pretty dull.

Kelly: Mm-hm.

Ann: <humming>

Tabby: Ann doesn't seem to mind it. Personally, I can't stand it.

Kelly: Ann?

Ann: <humming>

Tabby: Ann?

Ann: <humming>

Kelly and Tabby: ANN?

Ann: Hm? <takes out headphones> Sorry, I couldn't hear you... I got bored, so I was just listening to some music...

Tabby: <blink> Ann, how could you be listening to music? Those headphones aren't even connected to anything.

Ann: ...Oh.

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: <sigh>

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan crashes through window* Hey ladies!! I believe your father said something about "come with DanDan she won't eat you"...so come on!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<girls look at each other>

Ann: Daddy said we should stay away from you.

Kelly and Tabby: <sigh>

Tabby: ...But you say he said to go with you...

Ann: <whispers> Tabby! Can't you see it's tricking us?

Tabby: <whispers> Yes, but I'd rather be tricked than stay here! You just said yourself that you're bored.

Ann: <whispers> That doesn't mean I want to be eaten!

Tabby: <whispers> Who said anything about us getting eaten?

Ann: <whispers> Aunt DanDan!

Tabby: <whispers> But she said she won't eat us!

Ann: <whispers> That was part of the trick!

Tabby: <whispers> So?

Ann: <whispers> So? SO? I'm telling Daddy-

Tabby: <grabs Ann> <whispers> You'll do nothing of the sort. Now listen- as long as we stay at least ten feet away from her, or him, or it, then it can't hurt us! We can go with and keep our distance at the same time. Right, Kelly?

Kelly: <gulp>

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Good girls...now come along. My car was unfortunately smashed up by *sigh* Jack...so we're going to have to get a taxi to the dinner...I mean I'm going to eat you...I mean I'm not going to eat you...I mean....the restaurant. We're going to go and have some dinner...of you...I'm sorry I meant....

 

[TogetherAgain]

<girls slowly, quietly, follow... ten feet behind>

Kelly: I wonder what it's talking about.

Tabby: I don't know. I can't hear, because we're so far back. <glares at Ann>

Ann: <gulp> <glances back at house> I still don't think it's a good idea...

Tabby: <rolls eyes> Well at least we're not bored anymore, right?

Kelly: Left.

Tabby: What?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Now come along girls, don't stay too far behind or I'll never get to eat you I mean...erm...mmmmm...meet you!! I meant meet you!! *Phew*

 

[TogetherAgain]

<girls look at each other>

Tabby: It wants us closer.

Ann: So it can eat us.

Kelly: Meet us, it said meet us.

Ann: It said eat us, first. I'm staying away.

Tabby: Come on, Ann... five feet?

Ann: ...What do you think, Kelly.

Kelly: Um...

Tabby: Yes, Kelly, we should be closer, right?

Kelly: Uh... yes.

Ann: What?

Kelly: I mean no! I mean, uh...

Tabby: You said yes first. Come on.

<girls walk five feet closer to DanDan>