"The Moppet Family..."

[sugarbritchez]

Father I really think we do need to get Vic to the Doctor!!!

He is halogen again I mean Halloweening, no no no....Hyperventaliting...oh dear...I can't even think

*starts to panic*

 

[theprawncracker]

Don't panic Fairy dear! I, Jack Bandit, not Jimmy Walker mind you, will carry Vic on my back to the mental ward! *muttering* No that that isn't where you all belong but...*picks up Vic and carries him on his back and runs out the door, completely ignoring the obvious car that he could use in the driveway. And runs into the Cole triplets* Oh what cute little penguins!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: Penguins? Where?

Kelly: What's a penguin?

Tabby: I dunno, but it's good for throwing!

Kelly: ...Throwing... at what?

Tabby: Um... <pointing at Vic on Jack's back> Hey, isn't he one of those crazy relatives?

Ann: Yes, his name is Vic, he's our cousin, and he's not crazy!

Kelly: Ann, are you sure about that "crazy" part? He looks a little... um...

Tabby: <to Jack> Hi, I'm Tabby! OH, and these are my sisters. That's Ann, that's Kelly. What's your name?

Kelly: And why do you have our cousin on your back?

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Uh...Hi, I'm Jack, Jack Bandit...*to self* I had no idea penguins could talk...*to kittens* And uh...I have your cousin on my back because...er...Why do I have your cousin on my back? Uh...let's think of something logical here...*thinks* I have your cousin on my back...because, my name is Jack...and Jack rhymes with back, and soon I should be writing my own book of poetry called "A Life of Crime Filled With Rhyme." It's a work in progress...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: Ooh, poetry! I LOVE poetry.

Kelly: What's poetry?

Tabby: I dunno. What's rhyme?

Kelly: I think it has something to do with reason...

Tabby: Oh. Nothing we need, then, right?

Kelly: Um...

Ann: Can you tell us one of your poems?

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* One of my...poems? Ok...Here goes...

There once was a man in a jail,
His girl would not pay the bail,
He cried all day,
And at night he would say,
"Oh do I have to eat,
Water and bread lacking meat?"
So then he knew,
What he had to do,
So he took his spoon,
And on the night of the full moon,
He dug to Albecurkee.

...So what do you think?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: ...Wow... That's a lot better than I can write...

Tabby: <stifles a laugh>

Kelly: <whispers to Tabby> What's so funny?

Tabby: <whispers> Ann's writing

Kelly: <whispers> Oh. <stifles laugh>

Ann: How did you think of it? Can you tell us another? How did you come up with all those rhymes? How many poems have you written? Can I read your book when it's done?

Tabby: Pipe down, Ann!

Kelly: Here, I'll find a pipe for you...

Tabby: Kelly that's not what I- oh never mind. Jack, can you teach me how to dig a tunnel with a spoon?

Kelly: What's Albecurkee?

 

[theprawncracker]

*to camera*...This is why I'm afraid to commit...Because of children like this...

Um...anyway, I don't really think your father would approve of me even talking to you...Let alone teaching you how to become felons...Meh, I guess it couldn't hurt...*drops Vic and pulls out four plastic spoons* Now, you start by carefully placing the spoon on the ground, *places spoon on the ground softly and it breaks* ...Why must these spoons break my spirt?

 

[Vic Romano]

Hey, hey... Mr. Robitussen... I smell V8... I... awww... it's those cute little ceramic aligators... and Aunt Dansomethingsomething...

 

[theprawncracker]

Go back to sleep Vic, I'm trying to teach these nice penguins how to escape from prison!