"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Father: ...!!!... *stands on chair, twiddles with electric fuse* BANG! Haha! Sorry, little joke there...*switches them back on* *BANG!* Typical...

 

[sugarbritchez]

*turning red in the face*

Ok.....Vic..........you..........can..........let............go........now

*gasping*

 

[Vic Romano]

*Looks at Father Moppet and releases Fairy G and Biggy
Do... do I know you?

 

[sugarbritchez]

Oh dear the poor thing must have boinked his head or something...he must have sinus problems or amnesia, who knows!

 

[Vic Romano]

Mom... what are you talking about? My name's not Amnesia Sinus... it's... it's... hey what is my name?

 

[sugarbritchez]

MOM? Whatever are you talking about.......oh.......*teeheehee*....I guess I am a Fairy GodMOTHER....

 

[The Count]

*Down at the shopping district... OK, my bank account's in order and I just got all the cash for the home stash. Izzy, is there anywhere you'd like to go for a late lunch?

 

[Vic Romano]

Yes; MOM! You're my mom, that big hairy beast is my dad, but I don't know who that guy standing on the chair by the fuse box is... or is that a box of creamy wheat? And why is everyone growing so tall in... front... of...
*passes out

 

[sugarbritchez]

*flutters over to check on Vic*

He must really be sick........Father you should call the Doctor to come check on him....he might have the Chicken Leg Flu or The OxyMoron Disease

 

[Beauregard]

*the lights come on*

I've seen the light! *gets off chair* What's that Fairy G? Oh...Vic...yes, well, that's Vic see...and he...BOX OF CREAMY WHEAT??? I'd better call a doctor, or a nurse, or...what would Mother do? Call for...me...hmm...What would dog do? Call for a pizza! Ahh! I am the man of this house, sheesh...sorry, little panic attack there...*dials 999*