"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

...Hey, I'm bored, can I poke Vic with a stick?

...Hey that rhymed...I'm a poet and I didn't mean to be...Wait...is that right? Hmm, whatever...*pokes Vic with a stick*

 

[sugarbritchez]

*geeze this house is nuts*

gets phone and dials the doctors office......."Yes is Dr. Bombay in"

 

[Beauregard]

Excuse me, I think I should handle this. *takes phone* hello, Dr Bombay? Ahh, look, my son is having delusions again, yes, he thought that our pet Bigfoot was his father and that the fairy God-Mother who is just here was his mum. Yes, totally serious. No, no! He is having the delusions that they are his parentage! Of course they are really here...*laughs* Er...Hello? Doctor? *mutters*

 

[The Count]

*Arriving home... That was a anice lunch we had at that seafood restaurant. Wonder how the girls and Grandma K are.
*Opens front door...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Ann Kelly and Tabby poke their heads out around a corner>

Tabby: Whoever tags her first, wins. Ready?

Kelly: Ready.

Ann: Ready.

Tabby: On your marks... get set GO!!!!

<all three charge at parents>

Ann: <jumps on Mr. Cole> DADDY!

Kelly: <skids to a stop> Wait, who are we racing to???

Tabby: <still running> Who cares? <runs out door>

Kelly: Hey wait for me! <runs after Tabby>

Ann: Where are you... <jumps off Mr. Cole's head and runs after Kelly and Tabby>

Tabby: <running down the sidewalk> I bet you can't catch me!

Kelly: <running down sidewalk> Yes I can!

Ann: <running down sidewalk> No you can't!

Kelly: Well maybe I can't.

Tabby: Yes you can!

Ann: But Tabby, you just said-

Tabby: Just run!

Ann and Kelly: Running!

 

[Katzi428]

*looking at my granddaughters running outside* Ah....I remember being a kitten their age. *purring contentedly*

 

[Vic Romano]

...Hey, I'm bored, can I poke Vic with a stick?

...Hey that rhymed...I'm a poet and I didn't mean to be...Wait...is that right? Hmm, whatever...*pokes Vic with a stick*

*Wakes up
AHHH! Jimmy Walker is poking me with DIE-NO-MITE!
*Sees Kelly, Ann and Tabby
What adorable ceramic aligators, I wonder if that strange man on the phone collects them...
*Back into vacant glare

 

[The Count]

Thank you for looking after them Grandma K. They're... They're running down the street?
*Goes outside: Be back by dinner time, and don't go too far you three!

 

[Katzi428]

Running in the street??!!
Young lady kittens,get out of the street purronto!I don't want you getting hit by any cars!
*wringing my paws in worry*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: What was Daddy saying to us when we left?

Tabby: I dunno. It sounded like, "Have a good time, and go through bars, to be."

Kelly: ...Um... To be what?

Tabby: ...I dunno. Daddy's funny like that, sometimes.

Ann: Well, not usually.

Tabby: Well I said "sometimes."

Ann: You said sometimes what?

Tabby: Sometimes Daddy's funny like that.

Ann: But he isn't usually!

Tabby: That's why I said-

Kelly: How do you go through bars?

Tabby: ...Really fast?

Ann: It probably depends what kind of bar.

Tabby: Of course it does. You have to go faster for some bars than you do for others. I mean, monkey bars are almost impossible to go through, but candy bars are a lot easier. All you need for those is a good set of teeth.

Ann: Yeah. I bet cage bars are hard to get through, they look kind of like monkey bars turned on their sides.

Kelly: ...I wonder what kind of bars Daddy meant?

Tabby: Maybe he meant THAT kind of bars! <points at fence>

Ann: I dunno, those bars have a sign on them.

Kelly: What's it say?

Ann: I don't know, I can't read yet. None of us can.

Tabby: I bet it says something exciting!

Ann: I bet it's some kind of warning. Like, "Don't even try it, you'll be torn to shreds."

Tabby: Sounds more like a dare to me! <tries climbing through fence>

Ann: Tabby, what are you doing?

Tabby: Going through bars, of course! Why, what are you doing?

Ann: Telling you not to!

Tabby: Oh Ann, come on, live a little!

Ann: But Tabby-

Tabby: <jumps between bars> Come on! See? It's easy!

Kelly: <giggling>

Ann: What's so funny?

Kelly: I think I know what that sign says... <giggles>

Tabby: Really? What's it say?

Kelly: <points at Tabby's fur> WET PAINT! <laughs>

Tabby: <looks at self> Haha, look at that! I've got blue bars on my sides! Cool!

Ann: <inspecting Tabby> It looks sticky, icky, and messy.

Tabby: It looks like it would look good on you. And you're next!

Ann: WHAT?

Tabby: <pulls Ann through bars>

Kelly: <laughs and follows sisters>