"The Moppet Family..."

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Well, um....

Kelly: You know, I'm not really sure....

Tabby: Not as many as, er, he/she/it tried to eat you, but then again you're older....

Ann: Sh! Uncle Bo's making a speech!

Kelly and Tabby: Sorry.

 

[Beauregard]

*steppign forward*

Fem, Thank you, I'd like to...can I say a few words?

Dan-Dan may not have been...normal. He, she, it may not have been a relation of mine, or mothers, or any of ours, but, she was still the only blue aunt we ever had. You see...er...Dan-Dan never claimed to be anything other than what she was. I mean, there were times when I got so angry, when I yelled, or, or, shouted...got angry even though I pretended to be calm...but she never did that. She was always, exactly who she is, be it a haystack eating, lemon driving wild woman...

*holding back tears, being strong*

And she made an impact, not just on our cars, but on our lifes...I know she, well, if you wern't a foot I'd say she captured your heart, Fem, but I know she captured your soul...and you, we, I, we'll all love her dispite...

*voice catches*

We should say good bye to her...and, and thank her for what she gave us.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*gets up on altar*
Fem: Thankyou Father. And thankyou everyone for coming. It would mean a lot to DanDan to see all of these faces. You may ask me "how will I remember DanDan"? I met DanDan in a petshop, where a series of unfortunate circumstances left me as DanDan's pet foot, who was given the ability to talk by a mistake. Which sums up our relationship entirely. We were best friends by mistake. Later in her life. what else did DanDan do?

She loved to be the centre of attention. Looking through her school books from the early 1900s, DanDan was in all of the school plays and all of the clubs. Even though no one ever got to know the real DanDan. No one knows the real DanDan apart from me.

Many people think DanDan, on the outside, was nothing but a pointless blue thing. All she ever did was start trouble and mayhem for her own amusement. And, knowing DanDan as well as I do, I would have to agree with those people.

*getting more angry* Not one person in this room hasn't suffered through her. She may have eaten you. She may have scratched your car with a brick. She may have fought with you. She may have insulted you. She may have just been near you. All of those things were terrible!! And they were all her fault. MAYBE IT WAS BEST THAT SHE DIED....

*coffin lid slides off*
*loud coughing is heard*

 

[Beauregard]

Fem...

*stops*

...what...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: I.....*faints*

*more coughing is heard from inside the coffin*

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Oh Aunt DanDan! *sobs*

 

[Beauregard]

We should...er...keep back...I mean, maybe we should...give it some air...that is...*gulp* How should I know what we should do?

 

[RedDragon]

<Mairin looks up>
What the...?
<A frown appears on Jack's face>

 

[TogetherAgain]

<girls look at coffin... or is it a coughin?>

Kelly: I'm scared.

Ann: Hide.

Tabby: What the... <starts crawling towards coughin>

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan climbs out of coffin less than gracefully*
DanDan: Fem, if that's how you feel....*walks towards Fem* then maybe you should say it to my face.
*spots Marin in crowd*
*hurls self at Marin*
JACK IS MINE!!