"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

Something else? Well, that depends on what it is. If it's within my abilities, I'll try to help you as best I can.

Now then, what do you need Kyle?

I know that it would be copy writing if you were to make a car that kind of acts like that Herbie car but could you be able to make me a car like that? Please!

Biggy: Please with sugar.

Yakky: Guragle?

 

[The Count]

Well... Not sure why you'd want me to make you a car like Herbie, when you can go to the local Radio Shack and buy yourself a Herbie car. And besides, the movie now with that new actress rully doesn't hole a candle to the classics with Dean Jones, and Buddy Hackett and Don Knotts.
Ah, memories.

Oh sorry Kyle... Do you need to get a job to pay for such a car?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: (in kitten form, peeking out from behind Mr. Cole's leg) Who is it, Daddy?

Tabby: (in kitten form, stepping out in front of Mr. Cole) Hi, I'm Tabby. Who are you? What are those big fuzzy animals?

Ann: (in kitten form, hiding behind the wall next to the door, whispering) Tabby, what are you doing? What he's another one of those relatives? And what if those big furry things try to eat you? Or step on you? Are you crazy, come back inside!

 

[Vic Romano]

Weird? *feins surprise* Where? I mean, your Mother is away. Ah ha, heh....um...little joke there. Um...

*Trumpet with plunger mute*
BWAH BWAH BWAAAAH

 

[The Count]

*Startled a little by kittens, but replies calmly.

The boy is Kyle, he's a friend of your cousin Vic. He "lives" next door to your cousin's home. He's a local boy, and last I heard he was dating your cousin Gray. Those big fuzzy animals... er, creatures...
Well, the one standing on four legs with the horns and the hair all over... That's a yak, apparently Kyle's trained it to be his family pet.
The other guy standing tall behind him with all the hair covering him... That's Bigfoot, native to the campsites and woods around the northern Pacific region of the United States. He'll probably hang around with Kyle till the summer's over and he needs to hibernate again. But then again, who really knows about the habits of Bigfoot that well anyway.

*Turns to Kyle... Would you guys like to have lunch with us? We can set up in the yard here and there'd be space for everyone. Just LMK. If not, that's OK too.

 

[The Count]

*A few seconds later. Oh my, it's starting to rain.
Kyle, sorry to cut our conversation short... But I think it'd better if you went back home before...

*Lightningbolt strikes down from above.
Yes, that's what I was trying to say. Guess we'll have to take a rain check?
Sorry, small joke. Well, hope you get back home before it starts to pour.
*Adam herds kittens back inside before storm starts gradually.

 

[Vic Romano]

Well, the one standing on four legs with the horns and the hair all over... That's a yak, apparently Kyle's trained it to be his family pet.

That nutty Yak kidnapped me! But the creature on four legs with the horns and hair all over and really bad breath is my dad! Bwah ha ha ha!
*Sees dad shoot a vicious look*
EEP! Just kiddin' dad! Erm, uh... Well lookit' th'time; gotta' go! Heh heh, bye! Wah hoo!

 

[Erine81981]

That nutty Yak kidnapped me! But the creature on four legs with the horns and hair all over and really bad breath is my dad! Bwah ha ha ha!
*Sees dad shoot a vicious look*
EEP! Just kiddin' dad! Erm, uh... Well lookit' th'time; gotta' go! Heh heh, bye! Wah hoo!

Hey there Vic. Would you like to go play in the rain? *yakky and biggy run around in the streets* Guys now don't cause any trouble.

 

[Beauregard]

Just kiddin' dad! Erm, uh... Well lookit' th'time; gotta' go! Heh heh, bye! Wah hoo!

VicTOR! Get back here an appologuise to your father...er, that is me. Vic? VIC!!!

*sees Jack in the doorway of the kitchen*

Ah, there you are. Your tea is here. Oh, look at that, it's started to rain. I should be off to work, I'll leave you a key shall I?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ahh yes, a key would be lovely. I'm also quite content in the office you've set up for me.