"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*father stands with back covering his face*

Oooh...that is it.

Well...at least the house is still standing...

*door falls off the front of the house*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Wakes up* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (wailing)!!!!!!!

Vibs: Viq, cut it out.

Viq: *grumbles*

Vibs: Viq, we don't have a house anymore!

Viq: ... awesome.

Vibs: Um...

 

[Beauregard]

*walks in to see Soot over every wall*

Hmmm...at least the basic building structure is sound.

*crashing sound as part of a celing crashes in*

Might need a lick of paint...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: I'm bored..... HEY! Let's get ourselves into trouble!

Vibs: Why?

Viq: Troubles are fun.

Vibs: ... Allright! So how 'll we do that?

Viq: Let's... get lost somewhere!

Vibs: Okay!

Viq: Or what if we fell down a well?

Vibs: You see any wells around here?

Viq: *PUFF* NOW I do.

Vibs: Okay, so should we just throw ourselves down there?

Viq: Yep.

*Hop down into the well*

AarrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*remembers twins*

*turns to look out the front door where he put them down*

Well, well, well...WELLL!

*faints on the floor..which was slightly broken from the explosion...floor boards crackes*

*father is fainted hanging upside down over the ellar with one foot*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hey! You people need a new place. Well, what great timing. Uncle/Aunt Dan-Dan has a present!! I got my Will and Grace cameo, and because I told them I was the Queen of England, they gave me thousands of dollars pay!! So now I can get you a new place!! Wow, Aunt DanDan finally came in handy!! And now I'll eat the twins....oh wait <thinks of diversion> Foam!! I'm going to make some shoes out of foam

*throws away thousands of dollars in pile, then runs to make foam shoes*

 

[Beauregard]

*the next morning...*

*As in any popular sit-com, the entire house is back in perfect order. Father goes downstairs for breakfast, the twins are sound asleep, and so is Vic*

Now then...I really must think about sorting the office...

*starts reading paper*

 

[Erine81981]

Enters the Moppet's house..........

*goes up to Beau* Sorry Mr. Moppet. I wanted to aplozgie. I'm the one who did this. If you don't want me here any more thats fine.

 

[The Count]

*Making call on telephone...
Hello, who am I speaking to...

*Mental note clicks in, remembering that the Moppet house has been already restored.
Oh sorry, must've made a wrong call. Sorry for the trouble.
Well, looks like Bo got the house back into ship-shape without any help from us. That's good, Christy will be happy when she and Mom get back from Europe to find the house cleaned up... And that extra room prepped for Mom to live in.
Oh well, gotta study for those finals next week.

 

[Beauregard]

*goes up to Beau* Sorry Mr. Moppet. I wanted to aplozgie. I'm the one who did this. If you don't want me here any more thats fine.

*looks around the house, totally unable to remeber what happened in last week's episode of the Moppet FAmily*

Of course you can stay, we would not be the Mopet Family without you. And if you could wake Vic up sometime...

*looks at watch*

I'd better get to work.