<waits patiently>
Mairin: <waits impatiently> Come On Already! We Want Some More Story!
Shush! <smacks Mairin on the back of the head> Be still and be quite...
Mairin: <falls to the floor clutching her head> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
<rolls eyes> Oh, come on! Miss. Melodramatic! I did not hurt that much!
Mairin: <bounces to her feet> You're right, but this will! <punches me in the stomach>
Uft! <falls to ground, holding abdomen> Why you little...!
Mairin: Watch it! This forum is "G" rated!
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! <leaps to feet>
Mairin: Uh oh! Gotta go! <runs away>
Come back here you no go piece of...<voice fades as I chase Mairin off screen>
*minutes roll by*
Mairin: <creeps slowly up to camera, looking all around> More story, please...
Ha! I found you!
Mairin: Bye! <runs off screen again>
Yes, more story, please <I say to camera, then run after Mairin> Get over here!