"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: *sitting on Jack's shoulder* I'm tellin ya man, it was pixies that did in the Titanic!

Nell: *gets up off of floor* Uuugh..... what happened..... *looks around* WHAT THE - What did I let you guys do? Oh man... this is not good.... I mean, look at the floor..... and my statuettes are all crooked again.... I've got a lot of work to do. *sees leprechauns scattered across the floor* And I'll start by putting away the leprechauns.... GOLDIE! CAN YOU COME IN AND CLEAN UP THESE LEPRECHAUNS?

Outside...
Goldie: *gives Yakky his flowers* Oh. Just a minute. *goes up to the door and yells back to Nell* NO WAY! I HAD NUTHIN TA DO WITH THIS! 'SIDES, I'VE GOT COMPANY RIGHT NOW! *goes back to talking with Yakky*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *sits up with iceicle on nose from sleeping in the fridge door* Oh boy...That was some night *sees Kyle* Er...a busy night of studious work and studying and being a good role-model for boys-and-girls-of-all-ages-and...Er, there's some sort of dirsty bag attached to your shoulder.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: Heh. A dir-stee bag, y'say, Frosty? Ha! There's my compliment of th' day! <peers into fridge> Any food left in there, snowman, or did ya sleep in every crumb?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Crumbs? In my fridge? As if. *sniffs the air* We try to keep things both clean and sane around here. Who are you anyhow, and what are you doing in my kitchen? And who is THAT? *points at Jason* Hi Mairin, would you mind telling your rat friends that the fridge does need something of a clean in the not-so-distant future. *shifty eyes*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <looks back and forth between Mairin and Mr. Moppet> Aw, SWEET, you've got RATS living in the fridge! I DEFINITELY came to right place. YES! <looks at Mr. Moppet> This is YOUR kitchen, hey, Frosty? <grabs and shakes Mr. Moppet's hand> Call me Goat!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh, come-on, I can't call you Goat...what is your name? *eyes Goat suspiciously*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: Name? ...<Laughs!> Just call me Goat, okay Frosty? <lightly slugs Mr. Moppet's arm> It's the best name I got.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: If that's the best name you've got, young lady, I fear to hear the worst...Anyhow, as long as you're here, you might as well shower. I know a reputable hair-dresser -- who only sells red-hair on the black market -- and meanwhile, perhaps I can prepare some breakfast?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: SHOWER? No way, buddy, I just TOOK a drenching last night when THAT one <jerks thumb at Mairin> lit up the whole dock! Aw, MAN was that a sight... Aw sorry, I'm forgetting manners. Breakfast- <slaps Father on the back> sounds EXCELLENT.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *chokes* *moves further from the violent youth* What...er...would you like for food? Eggs and bacon? Tea and toast? Dry crusts and water? *narrows eyes*