"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *sips tea* *watches* *whispers to Jack* Listen, I think if she's staying for a while, I should maybe move the finer china and silverwere into the office with you for a while...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *mouth falls open* ...Yes, well, if you feel it's absolutely necessary...*ahem*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: And possibly the gold-bars would be better off kept somewhere other than the mantlepiece for the time being...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <leans forward> <whispers> I like whispering too. <leans back> Do continue. I've NEVER been one to mind when people talk about me right in front of me. <folds hands behind head> Carry on...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I like her, she's spunky. But yes, the gold bars definitely. *leans in* She seems a little bit on the shifty side.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *whispers* How shifty? *sees Goat lean in and whisper* Aye...people who whisper are shifty as the shifty sand that shifts in...a...shifty manner.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *fears for cover* *stops whispering* *starts shouting* I NEVER WHISPER!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <jumps up> ME NEITHER! <Grabs Jack in a tight bear-hug>

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *calmly takes ear-plug from left ear* Pardon? Sorry, I put these in for the party last night...and can't hear shouting.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *squirms* *twists up face* When did you say the last time you showered was? *to Father* Bear hug is right... I've never smelled a bear, but if I were to smell one... I think it would smell like her.