"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Erine81981]

Biggy Angle: Snap out of it! Yo babe! Two sweet cup of tea.

A cup appears out of nowhere

Yakky Ghost: How did you do that?

Biggy Angle: Just like this. *orders another one and hands it to Father*

Yakky Ghost: *orders and something appears* What in the world is this?

Biggy Angle: Don't aks me. You order it. Lookie over there!

Yakky Ghost: That can't be. It's you Biggy.

Biggy Angle: And you and Kyle. What are we doing in this present life?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *grabs tea* Oh, thank you...I think I need that. Sorry, I'm just loosing control here. *sips tea* Better, much. So, my...er...guardians...what is it I must see here in this crowded place?

 

[The Count]

The scene depicts most of the Moppet family regulars, with two noticeable omissions... The twins known as Vibs and Viq are nowhere to be seen, as they have never been born into this alternate hallucinatory dimension. Kyle and his pets are cavorting with a maniacal smile on his face...
Biggy: So, what do you want to do tonight?
Kyle: The same thing we do every night... Try to take over the world!
Yakey: Can't that wait? It's Christmas you know.
Kyle: Well... You go celebrate Christmas, and we'll take over the world and give you nothing.
Yakey: Herrrumph.

*Stagehand: Besides, Vic has a girlfriend inthe world where you did live Bo... Her name's Bonnie, remember her, from The Reunion? Never mind, he'll forget her in 3... 2... and next scene.

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy Angle: This place we're in is a famliy runed store. Meaning that Ron owns this pub. So that's why Vic works here. Who would of thought that he would stop plugering pirates and open a pub that has about the same theme.

Yakky Ghost: Whoa!

Biggy Angle: What?

Yakky Ghost: I fianlly got that I order.

Biggy Angle: And I thought I over act. Oh by the way where did we go?

Yakky Ghost: *eatting* I think.*munch, gobble*...out the door. *glup!*

Biggy Angle: I mean did you hear what they were saying?

Yakky Ghost: *still eatting* Aren't..*munch, chrunch, gobble*...you spoused to be worry...*glup!*..ing about him?

Biggy Angle: Oh yea. *grabs Father and rushes out the door*

Yakky Ghost: Hey?! What for me! *dumps all the food into his mouth and floats out leaving a hip of food all over the floor*

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: I know about Vic's real world girlfriend Bonnie. But Father Moppet doesn't know about her.)

In the hallucination world:

Father: *wonders along a street as fog floats around him* So much for a quiet Christmas, eh? Lost in an alternate reality with my gaurdians running off and argueing half the time. What could be worse? *fog lifts to reveal Father in in the future, and just ahead of him is Dandan!* ...Oh, that could be...

(OOC: Sorry...I never can resist "What could be worse" jokes.)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*points* You sir! Are standing in my fog!!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: You...sir, are...are you a sir or a ma'am?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*eyes widen*

HOW! DARE YOU!! FEM!! FEM!!!!

*Fem enters dressed as butler*

Fem: Yes m'lady?

DanDan: This...peasent!! Has addressed his queen in a foul and unpleasent manner!!!

Fem: Oh...I see...*glares at Father*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: ...back, bad foot! *to Dandan* What has this harsh reality done to you? It's destroyed you! You...YOU destroyed me! It was you, wasn't it, who started that fire which was put out by the iced tea that later choked me into this trippy hallucinative world where I was never born in the past, present, and future...*looks at camera* Did anyone follow that explaination? *looks back to Dandan* What do you have to say for yourself, madam?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*eyes widen further* I HAVE BEEN QUEEN OF THIS UNIVERSE FOR 23 YEARS NOW AND NOT ONCE HAS SOMEONE BEEN SO RUDE TO ME!!

Fem: Well there was that unpleasent evening meal with Nelson Mandela....

DanDan: Oh yes that's right....never have I heard such profanity. ANYWAY, THIS IS THE SECOND RUDEST ANYONE'S EVER BEEN TO ME SINCE I'VE BEEN QUEEN!!