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DanDan: *ears prick up* I can hear you! You're in here somewhere, I can hear you talking about pancakes! You haven't made some without me have you? HAVE YOU??? :cry:
 

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Viq: Ihhh Chaaahhhhhn't breeehhhhttthh...

Vibs: ... *pushes Viq out from under fridge* there I saved you! wait...

Viq: Much better. Wow I am flat as a paper... Eh hi aunt :concern: ... orange juice hehehe?
 

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Viq! What were you doing under the fridge?? You were hiding weren't you? No one wants to talk to me!! *howls loudly*
 

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Viq: awww... ehm, Aunt it was Vibs' idea! I like talking to you... Unless I am talking to you from within your stomach...
 

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*wails*
WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE ME???? *bangs on fridge accidentally knocking it over* AHHH!
 

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Viq: ...

Vibs: *appears from under fridge* ... that might be reason!! You are terrifying, you are blue! And you act like a retarded person! And you eat people! Look if you tried to be nice to the world, maybe the world would be nice to you... DanDan, I don't know how to say this but I... I actually don't hate you, I... just dislike you a lot. *smiles* - Oh my gosh, that was terribly sweet, I need to lie down...

Viq: ... Eh, I agree...
 

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(OOC: Could someone please tell me where my characters are in the midst of all this? Thanks.)
Jack: *twiddles thumbs*
Mrs. Jones: *thumbs twiddle bug*
Don Canolli: *bugs twiddle thumb*
 

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AHHHH! IT'S ALL SO HORRIBLE!! *throws over kitchen table* I'M UNLOVABLE!! *throws boot through kitchen window* WAAAAAAAAAAH!! *mobile starts ringing* Oh I'm sorry, excuse me. *answers* Yes. Yes. No. No. Thanks. *hangs up* Nice guy. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU ALL HATE ME!
 

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(OOC: If anyone has a problem with this next post...Blame Vibs.)

Jack: That's it! I'm tired of sitting here confused and scared! *yelps loudly*
Mrs. Jones: Jacky WHAT are you doin'?!
Jack: It's the call of the moose! *continues to yelp*
Don Canolli: Jack m'boy will ya keep it down?!
Jack: Trust me!! *yelps more*

*Tellemachus the Moose breaks through the castle wall*

Tellmachus: Sheesh! WHAT?! I would've come after the first ear splitting yelp ya know!
Jack: Oh.
Tellemachus: Yeah. ...So what did ya want?
Jack: ...I don't remember.
Mrs. Jones: We want a ride ya ninny! *throws Jack on the moose along with Don Canolli* C'mon moose, we're outta here.
Tellemachus: The weight...Is actually...Well-
Mrs. Jones: MOVE IT MOOSE!
Tellemachus: *darts out of the castle towards the Moppet house*
 

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Viq: *looks at Vibs*

Vibs: *looks at Viq*

*POOF*

Viq the shrink: Hello and welcome to Viq and Vibs' "get a better selfesteem" programme. You feel down, you feel ugly, you feel like a freak, unloved, stupid, that your exsistence is pointless, that you are the worst and weirdest aunt in the entire...

Vibs the shrink: He gets it.

Viq the shrink: Well don't worry client cos we will make your life point-filled, we will turn your selfesteem around and make you the star of your life!

Vibs the shrink: First you must tell us - what do you hate about yourself?
 
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