"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *knocking on the car window* It's your dad...yeah, dad. Can I get in?

 

[Erine81981]

Father: *rubs his wrists where he'd been manicalled to the wall, and then roughly tossed outside by a bonfire* Monster-that-used-to-be-next-door-neighbour-etc, can you take care of Herb and watch the knocked out Ron for me? I've got something I need to do. No! Not that! Yeah...I need to get back in the castle, and I think I know just how to do it. You'd better stay here. *creeps away towards the green car belonging to his daughter*

Beastley Kyle: Sure thing sir. Alright since he's going on. I think we need to head on. Does anyone have any ideas?

Human Biggy: Why not tie some rope to one side and we can then throw it to the other side.

Beastley Kyle: But who's going to catch it over on the other side?

Human Biggy: I had in mind as to lasso something on the other side.

Beastley Kyle: I see. Ok. Anyone have any rope?

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: I...I guess so. It's unlocked.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *pulls the car door open and climbs inside* Hi. I just wanted to say hi. I'm your father. *suddenly cannot resist a Darth Vader voice* No, look, I AM your father! No! Hey, no, I can be serious, really.

 

[Barry Lee]

Beastley Kyle: Sure thing sir. Alright since he's going on. I think we need to head on. Does anyone have any ideas?

Human Biggy: Why not tie some rope to one side and we can then throw it to the other side.

Beastley Kyle: But who's going to catch it over on the other side?

Human Biggy: I had in mind as to lasso something on the other side.

Beastley Kyle: I see. Ok. Anyone have any rope?

Herb: *wakes up from a long sleep* oh um, I have a rope *brings out a one inch rope*

 

[Ruahnna]

Headmistress Featheringill: (holding tightly to her sword in one hand and her wand in the other, alternately slashing and hexing the dreaded U-muns as she makes her way to the dungeons. Toady cowers behind her, at a distinct disadvantage because of his size.) You know, this is actually very refreshing--I haven't been in a good swordfight in some years now! And Christy's potions are positively kick-butt. (a little sadly) I never was much good in the kitchen. (She slashes an U-mun guard who is about to slice Toady with her sword and changes two others into a game of tiddlywinks.)
Toady: REFRESHING?! I'm about to be a shish-kabob.
Headmistress Featheringill: Oh don't be ridiculous, Toady. I know U-muns are disgusting but they wouldn't eat a toad. (She waves her wand lazily over him and he is instantly an armadillo.)
Toady: (muttering) Um, thanks. I think.
Headmistress Featheringill: Ooh! Looks like the U-muns have taken a few of ours captive. Luckily, everyone who went to school here knows that all the dungeons have secret trap doors which allow former student so escape just by singing the old school song. (She waves her wand again makes herself paper-thin and two-dimensional. She peers around at the mayhem around her, nodding with satisfaction before resuming her normal stature.) You know, Nicky and Father Moppet were working surprisingly well together. (She smiles at Toady slyly, changing an attacking U-mun into a steaming stack of pancakes.) Of course--they have quite a lot in common, don't they? Watch yourself, Toady--these U-muns seem quite testy. Let's see about getting these pesky guards dealt with and then we'll work on liberating those who haven't found their escape hatches.

 

[Erine81981]

Herb: *wakes up from a long sleep* oh um, I have a rope *brings out a one inch rope*

Beastley Kyle: *holds up one inch rope* Is this a joke?

Human Biggy: Do you have anything in a longer verion?

Over at the Castle.........

Human Yakky: They better be...*punches a U-man in the belly*....on there way with some reinforcements.

A U-man comes up behind Yakky and Yakky does a hind kick with his feet sending the U-man back hitting a tree

Human Yakky: That is what I call a kick from the...uh...well...I just call it a kick from behind.

 

[Beauregard]

Father (and Vanessa): *hurrying through the crowd of U-men towards the entrace* What do you know about fighting? Oh. Well. In that case, I'll stick out here, you get in, find your mother-in-law and tell her I'm on my way. *sees another wave of U-men heading in their direction, and unleashes his Parker-alter-ego*

Parker Moppet: *dashes forward in brutal, lethal, yet stylish, battle mode*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*back at Moppet's place*

DanDan *bursts through wall*: I know I know I'm late I'm late. I was having dinner with Kate Moss when she decided she wanted to go for a motorbike race. Let's just say she came off worse. Now where's supper I'm starving...*looks around house* Anyone home?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Why are we hiding under the fridge Vibs?

Vibs: because if DanDan finds us, we are done.

Viq: But Vibs I can't breath and I am flat as a pancake!

Vibs: Oh sorry did I forget to turn you into a micro organism?

Viq: mhmmm *desperatly tries to breath* I gotta get outta here!!