"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Well for starters I hate how everyone hates me. I don't know why they do though. Although a recent survey in "Blue" magazine said that 86% of people thought I was too strange and 91% of people hated the flies that buzz around me. But I can't help it that animals like me! Can I?

 

[Vibs]

Viq the shrink: Well... Have you always been strange?

Vibs the shrink: Do you ever bath?

Viq: are you willing to give up some things in your life, to create a better view on yourself?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

What is this the question parade?? AHHH! I HATE MYSELF!! *throws shrink's couch over shoulder*

 

[theprawncracker]

*Tellemachus breaks into the Moppet house*

Tellemachus: *gasps at DanDan* Mother! What are you doing here?!
Jack: ...Mother?! *gets off of moose* I don't know if I'm comfortable around you anymore Tellemachus...I was never comfortable around you DanDan. ...Or you Vibsy thing.
Mrs. Jones: Quiet Jacky! These weirdoes might be able to help yer friends back at that castle!
Don Canolli: Why didn't we just take them out on the moose with us?
Jack: ...Vibs we need your help!

 

[Vibs]

Viq the shrink: *gulps* okay we might have to work with your temperament...

Vibs the shrink: yes and.. WHAT!? Can't you guys see I'm.... hi jack....
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..... ehm, I am busy here! DanDan, answer the question are you willing to cooperate with us?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

This is all too much for me, when is my lawyer getting here?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Vibs is...Ignoring me...For...For DANDAN?!?! I...I...I never realized how much I need the annoying little baby thing until this moment...I need the little creature in my life...Torturing me with magic powers and...And...Failed love attempts and potions...I need her...
Mrs. Jones: *smacks Jack upside the head* Snap out of it boy! We need the little creep's help!
Jack: ...And I need attention...

 

[Vibs]

Viq the shrink: We might need to... ehm..

Vibs the shrink: I know what you mean. *snaps fingers* ... There... Hi Dan how are you doing?

Viq the shrink: Wow! He turned... skin coloured!

Vibs the shrink: I did a lot of things to her... it... with that snap. Oh and Jack this very moment I am quite busy turning the threat of my life into a normal guy. I will get back to you... *CUTE*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *collapses*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Wow....what am I wearing? An anorak? With wellington boots? And a cowboy hat? No no, this won't do at all. I look like a fashion reject. *Sniffs* And when was the last time I had a bath. Vibs, dear, where are your showering facilities?