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Lucy

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PeaPea: I have a jigsaw puzzle if anyone would like to help me assemble it? Did I say assemble...no, I meant clean...
 

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*calls PeaPea*

DanDan: PeaPea something awful has happened. No we haven't run out of Cillit Bang. No we haven't. No we haven't. No we haven't. No we haven't. Oh fine we have, but I was thirsty. Anyway, my dear brother is in jail. We must get him out! We'll meet at the sacred meeting bush. Bring an ironing board. *hangs up*
 

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Father: I once knew a man who was so strong he could simply beat his way out of any jail-cell situation. I bet I can do the same! *crying* Oh, I really am never going to make it out of here alive...
 

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PeaPea: Right...sacred meeting bush, ironing board - got it. Oh dear. If we don't have any Cillit Bang, how will I ever get the chance to meet my God - Barry Scott? Oh, dear. This calls for a trip to CleaningStuffs'R'Us. Come on Lemon Car!!

*looks around*

...okay, no Lemon Car. Come on then faithful broomstick! Drue, you can hop on if you want.

Drue: Okay, if it gets me out of the fruit basket...
 

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Father: Face it, I'm not Houdini. I just don't have the slight of hand it takes to get out of a gnomes underground fortress! But I can do some amateur balloon modelling...did I already do that joke?
 

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(OOC: Oh Drue. I'd forgotten about him hehehe)

*at the bush*
DanDan: That PeaPea, she's always late. *opens can of grape juice while she waits*
 

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Father: Is there any food in this place? *looks at a nearby rat* Nope...
 

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DanDan: Geez! She's half an hour late! What kind of villain would be this late? Humph! *sips grape juice*
 

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PeaPea: Oh, sorry we're late DanDan, you know how hard it is to park brooms at CleaningStuffs'R'Us...We had to squueze between a mango and a piece of lettuce. So, erm, what did you want?
 

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Father: If I had a choice...what would I want most of all in life...a family or a fortune...or something to drink right now like a cup of tea, steaming, freash, and brown...oh, I want it, I want it, give it to me, give it to me!...I hate making time pass...
 
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