"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

We have to get my dear brother out of prison. I asked Fem to help me, but it's Madonna night on the Biography channel. So anyway, we need to get him out of that jail before he is sentenced to death! Or beheading! Oh wait...same thing. Any suggestions?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Call on the great Barry Scott for help?

Drue: Or...use some Cillit Bang to eat away the wall of the prison and therefore setting your dear brother free?

PeaPea: Drue...? Where did you learn the word therefore?

Drue: Discovery Channel.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: ...therefore, ergo, wherewith and upon the fact that I cannot now retrive me head from between the bars *pulls back to show Father's head stuck between bars* I'll just kill myself with now...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*at prison*

My, how did we get here? Anyway *kicks wall down letting various killers and robbers out of prison*

Oh no, I did it again.

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: DanDan, the judge warned you about doing that...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh hey, it's nice to see you...or it would be if I could see you, but my head is stuck between these bars and I can only see my knees...so, a little help?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I could put some washing up liquid around your neck so you could squeeze through the bars? And it'll clean your neck up lovely too...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I guess we could try that...unless you happen to have a jackhammer on your person? *sarcasm* Just get me out of here would you!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Watch your manners you! Or I may take the opportunity to take this scourer and clean behind your ears!...don't tempt me...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *nervious laughter* My mom used to do that. Look, I could turn on the charm, but not in the position so if there is nothing you can do say so and I'll turn my head really fast and hopefully it will fall off and I can walk out of here like a headless chicken...