"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

Gnome: Serves you right, you filthy little Brit-twit... Trying to chop down my home...
*Leaves Bo in prison to comiscerate over why Visions are only Illusions, knowing he can't Wish on a Morning Star given that it's already gone for the day.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *twiddles thumbs* Oh! Eeeew! *throws disembodied thumbs across the room* Who left those down here?

(OOC: I'm just gunna let Father sit this out for a bit and wait for you (Count) and Chris to finish up the haloween story)

 

[The Count]

Gnome: Oh... There are those thumbs, can't make Something Wicked stew without a pricking of my thumbs.
*Scoops up extra dissembodied thumbs and pricks them before tossing them into simmering pot.

*OOC: Sure... If Christy ever comes back, think she left to use the ladies room. She should be more careful, last time she left one of her sneakers there. The janitor of the bar found it, but noone would ever believe him about what he found.
*Reference to Avoiding Destiny.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Ok, if she's not getting back soon, wanna PM me some ideas on how you see this thing going forward?)

Father: *bounces onion off the floor against the wall and catchs it, ala Great Escape* I've not been locked in such a dank dark place for...for ages...and where is Mother? And...*stiffs and starts crying* I hate onions...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *lost around the gnome's castle* Hmm, now where did that Bo get to? *trips while walking in Grim Reaper cloak* Oomf! Stupid costume...

 

[The Count]

OOC: No worries Bo, she'll probably be back tomorrow, and since I have most of the day to be here and play...
*Mischievous glint in eyes.

Gnome: Then what for are you playing with that onion? Honestly, you British folk... If it weren't for you and your stories...
*Takes onion, slices it, and adds it to the stewing pot.

*To Jack: And wipe your feet!

 

[TogetherAgain]

(OOC: Yay, I finally caught up! But now lemme get this straight- the kittens are in the Cole's living room scared out of their fur with Grandma K, Mr. Moppet is locked under some gnome's house where Wilson's used to be, Jack is tripping in a Grim Reaper costume, Kyle is with the humanized Yakky and Biggy looking for the Magic School, which they won't find because it has been taken over by U-Muns, whatever those are, Izzy is half in Christy and half in Adam, Adam thus being a strange combination of a bat and a cat (did you rhyme that on purpose?) with Christy being- what is she now, wolf? Human? And Adam/Izzy and Christy/Izzy are trying to fight off the U-Muns, with Mac and the crew doing the same, but elsewhere... Am I on the right track here? Some one let me know, please, so I can come back and make the kittens talk for a change... Golly gee wiz I missed this thread...)

 

[The Count]

OOC: Except for the kittens being purrfectly fine under Grandma K's care, yes, you've gotten everything correct in the current story arch. And no, I didn't rhyme that on purpose...
*Shifty eyes... At least, equally not as on purpose as you rhymed frog and dog in that story of yours, whatever it's titled.
Come back and join us in the insanity any time Ms. Asylum.

 

[TogetherAgain]

(OOC: That story? You mean you don't remember what it's called either? I sure hope my other half remembers... <giggles> Thanks Ed!)

<safely in the Cole living room, oblivious to all...>

Kelly: I spy something... white.

Ann: It's still me...

Kelly: Okay, I got another one, then! I spy something... white.

Ann: Me. And the next one's me, and the one after that is me!

Kelly: No the one after that is Tabby.

Ann: <groans>

Tabby: Does anyone else feel like something weird is going on?

Ann: ...Not really...

Kelly: Okay, so it's my turn again? I spy something... white!

Tabby: <jumps to paws> You're kidding me. Ann, you don't feel anything? Usually you're the worry-wart.

Kelly: ...But she doesn't have warts... <turns to Ann> Do you?

Ann: No I don't have warts. And no I don't feel anything weird going on!

Tabby: Well, I do, and I feel like we should DO something...

Ann: You ALWAYS feel like we should do something...

Tabby: And we never do anything!

Kelly: Sure we do! We've spent the past... um, really long time... playing I spy!

Ann: Don't remind me...

 

[theprawncracker]

(OOC: Of course your other half knows!! I'm your other half! That's my job!! ...Although I really could use a raise.)

Jack: I have the strangest feeling that three penguins just came to life...In a house I almost blew up...*shrug* Ah well, I'm lost here in some gnome's tree with a plastic scythe and a trippin' cloak.