"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Right, fight...Beware gaurd man! I've been trained in the art of reaper-fu! Oh, and of course Don Canolli passed on a few tricks of the mob trade...I mean...Um...The...Gellatinous...Green...Blob trade! Yes! He sells Jello!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: He sells jello? Now there is another of those British American mistomeners...Jello is jelly, but jelly is jam...see? But Jello is not Jam...Jam has...bits in it.
Moppet: When you've finished being Mr Dictionary...there are about twenty-five red-coated guards leaping from the treehouse...
Father: And?
Moppet: Shouldn't we...
Father: With any luck they'll just land badly and break an ankle...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I wish I had another personality...Or a real scythe to fight off those red coated gaurds...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Hey, cheer up, not everyone gets to have split-personality-disorder and schizophrenia is a half-demented sort of way...
Moppet: ...but I bet I could get you a real reaper?
Father: It's a scythe.
Moppet: And? YOu called it a reaper earlier.
Father: That was for powtic effect...
Moppet: Alright, poetic shmetic, I'm getting this sword out of this root before the red-coated guards hit the...*thud, bang, crash* Floor...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: AHHHHH!!! *throws plastic scythe/reaper at a red gaurd* *misses and hits a switch opening the floor underneath them sending them falling* ...I AM NEVER LETTING GO OF THIS THING AGAIN!!

 

[The Count]

Gnome, laughing: Heh heh heh... Whenever he says Jell-O, he means jelly. And whenever I say naft git, I mean Beauregard P. Moppet.
Who's out there trying to tear down my home?!?

*Spots red-coated gourd. Oh hi Charlie, any troublemakers out here? No? OK, say hi to the Mrs. and pumpkins from me.
*Gnome goes back inside his home inside the gnarled oak tree where Wilson's used to be.

 

[Erine81981]

In the Yak-mobile........

Yakky: Where are we going?

Biggy: I was thinking we need to go to the magic school.

Yakky: What will that do?

Biggy: Maybe we'll find out why we're human.

*moaning is heard from the back*

Yakky: We better hurry before he wakes up.

 

[The Count]

OOC: You won't be able to find the magical school of Glendale, as it's currently been turned into the above ground castle stronghold of the U-Muns... Christy and Adam/Izzy are currently inside the castle searching for the keys they need to defeat this threat to the Moppet Family world.

 

[Erine81981]

(OCC: Thank you Ed.)

Biggy: Are you sure you know where it is?

Yakky: *driving* Not really but I think we'll find it soon.

*moans and groans are heard in the back*

Biggy: He's waking up.

What happen? *scraching head*

Biggy: Uh..nothing really.

*sees Biggy and Yakky* Who are you? And what have you done with my freinds?

Biggy: It's us Kyle. Look.

What?

Yakky: *driving* We also woke up to find we were human.

I don't understand. Why would anyone turn ya'll into humans?

Biggy: We don't know either. But you might want to look at this. *turns the mirror towards me*

OH MY GOSH! I look ugly.

Biggy: Well thanks.

Sorry. I mean on me. It looks better on you. So where we going?

Yakky: To the Magic School.

Good. I know right where it is.

So as they ride off to the school (which at the moment they don't know) something starts to follow them. I hope they get out of this one alive.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *having fallen into gnome's prison home* Oh that's just charming isn't it...here I am thinking that gnomes stand half nakked in gardens with fishing lines and quaint little hats and really they try and lock humans away in underground holes...will this nightmere ever end?