"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

Viq: *...* aeh... sounds great fun!

- some one taps Jack's shoulder -

Taxi driver: Excuse me. You gave me some tips remember? That's very nice. Except one thing - the extra coin you gave me has mud on it. It's filthy and dirty, and I was lucky enough to realise that before I touched some food and ate it. So I washed my fingers before I had my lunch. But what if I hadn't? hm? you don't know what's in that mud! I could be dead by now, but you just don't care do you? ... So here *smashes coin onto counter* have your coin. What do you have to say for yourself?

 

[theprawncracker]

*stares at the taxi driver*...I have to say...LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL! *grabs live pig and Viq and goes to football field*

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: ...so Vibs...what do you have to say for yourself? Do you WANT to come with your grandmother to the dance club, or do you not.

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Elsewhere...

Father: Those were loverly prawns with that advocardo dear...are you going to eat yours? *helps self*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Here!! I'm over here!! *runs around in circles - gets hits by ball* I'm.... over.... here... *faints*

Taxi driver: ... What am I doing here... hm. Now that I am here - Here, throw that ball to me!

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Vibs: I am 100% going madam!

 

[theprawncracker]

*throws ball to Taxi Driver* Here you go weirdo! *Taxi Driver makes touchdown* Darn, oh well, it's our turn to kick off penguin boy. *kicks Viq to the fifty yard line*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... You kicked me!? This is not fun.

Taxi driver: Appearing to be an aaall nice guy, hanging out with his littlebrother... *frowns and looks at Jack* Or son... And really you're just torturing the child. I wonder what the authorities will think of this.

 

[theprawncracker]

AUTHORITIES?!?! No!! *tackles taxi driver* There, not only are you down...But I protected my police alergy for another day.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... So that's what men do! they beat each other up! I got it. *runs off to be a man*

Taxi driver: ...... That hurt man, that really hurt.

 

[theprawncracker]

*helps taxi driver up* Oh...Sorry man. I'm just deathly allergic to police. And I wasn't...er...torturing the kid...I was...Um...Performing CPR! By kicking him! Yup! CPR!

 

[Erine81981]

What in the world is happening here?

Yakky: It looks to be that Viq, Jack and the Taxi Driver are playing football with a beach ball. Kind of weird huh?

I wasn't meaning that. I meant why is that taxi driver here in the Moppet's house? He isn't a part of this family.

Biggy: I wouldn't be talking.

I'm just saying. Vic is one of my best friends and pretty much my only friend too.

Yakky: And what are we? Meat?

I was meaning Vic is my human freind. You two are my furry friends.

Biggy and Yakky agree

Where is Vic Robot?

Biggy: He was with you the last I remember.

Yakky: You better hope he's not.....

What?

Yakky: Sorry lost my train of thought. He might be down at the hardware store.

Vic Robot: *rolls into the living room* I-am-right-here.

Good. Who's up for PIZZA!?

Yakky: I know there couldn't be anything wrong with you.

Vic Robot: *calls using his head as a phone*