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- at a random pub with 500 people, all fat men, drinking, playing poker. Apart from one blonde haired lady sitting in a corner, looking straight into the wall -

Viq: ... Okay, you can do this... *walks over to random man* Hi there I'm Viq I... should go before that fist of yours is all in my face! *goes over to another man* Hey there, maaaan, I see you have a moustache. I don't, but I will once I'm big enough to get one! So what's your name?

Man: My name is Jessica.

Viq: I better get going *runs over and sits at the table next to the blondie's table* Oh gosh.. this is hard. It must be so much easier being a blondie like you.

- Blondie turns around and reveals that she is really...........
 

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DanDan: Viq! Fancy seeing you here! I've been in Venice for 2 weeks trying to find my missing spice rack. Turns out I left it in the bath-tub again!
 

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Viq: *stunned* ... DAnDan! you...! you.. eh... I mean you look like... you have got ... blonde hair... when did that happen?

Jessica: Hey there DanDan how was Venice? Oh and another thing - I got my inner knee pierced!

Viq: Inner knee?

Jessica: the skin on the back of your knee cap.

Viq: Aaah. *shudder*
 

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Kyle is asleep on the couch. Vic Robot is powering up at the socket in the wall. While Biggy and Yakky are playing cards. Ted Robot is playing the playstation upstairs. Everything is quite at the Moppet house.
 

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Viq: wld yu mve eet..

Jessica: I gotta dash I have an oppointment with my sister's mother in law's colleque - his indian long-tailed prairie mouse just gave birth to 8 couple of twins. *dashes*
 

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<walks in>

I am so done with this not seen, not heard thing. I could care less what Grandma Up-Tight thinks!
 

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Sure hope the rest of the family's OK back home.

Huh? Oh yes Headmistress... Let me check with my assistant, he should have that file you need.

*Aside: Will get busier here now that Magic School's almost ready to begin the new term...
 

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<In the Cole's living room- all three girls in cat form>

Tabby: <pacing>

Ann: <stretching>

Kelly: <daydreaming>

Tabby: ...WHY ARE WE JUST SITTING AROUND HERE????

Kelly: Hm?

Ann: We're not. I'm stretching, you're pacing, and Kelly's... being Kelly.

Tabby: But that's not DOING anything! I want to DO something! Why aren't we DOING anything?

Kelly: I thought we were grounded.

Tabby: We WERE grounded! Now we're UN-grounded! We've been un-grounded for, like... weeks! Why aren't we DOING anything?

Ann: <stretches more> Because we voluntarily extended our period of grounding with our lack of initiative to be active.

Kelly: ...Huh?

Tabby: She means we're being lazy.

Ann: <rolls over and paws at the air> Something like that.

Tabby: So, let's DO something?

Ann: <rolls back over> Like?

Tabby: <eyes twinkle>

Ann: Oh, no...

Tabby: TAG! You're it! <runs outside>

Ann: <chasing Tabby> Don't you even-

Kelly: <chasing both> Wait for me!

<outside>

Ann: ...Well where'd she go?

Kelly: Where'd who go?

Ann: Where did who-do-you-think go? Tabby!

Kelly: I'm not Tabby, I'm Kelly. Hey, aren't you "it?"

Ann: Yes, but-

Kelly: So shouldn't you try to tag me?

Ann: That's the game, but-

Kelly: Then I should run from you!

Ann: No! I'm-

Kelly: <runs off>

Ann: BUT WE HAVE TO FIND TABBY! ...<Sigh,> Or I have to find you so I can tag you and you can look for me looking for Tabby... <runs after Kelly>

Tabby: <behind bush> <whispers to camera> Isn't it fun to turn "tag" into "hide-and-go-seek?"
 

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<walks in the forest>

Here! Lizard, lizard, lizard!
 
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