"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *to Vibs* The fact is, Vibs dear, most older woman have dates, and those who can't afford them have figs. As for spanish dance, there is no age limit. How about you and I, just you and I, find a dance club and I can show you the moves? Would you like that? *smiles fades as she turns to Viq* Of course, boys have to be older, sorry.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *to Mrs. Moppet Senior* DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT DEMON BABY HOW TO DIRTY DANCE!! ...She's already dirty enough...*smells diaper* REALLY dirty...LIZA! COME CHANGE HER!!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Oh typical. I always end up running into feministic women who spend their lifetimes on making male creatures weep and wish they could wear skirts and dresses and highheels just like those long legged girls with blonde hair. Those can really ruin your day. But this time, I won't let them! Grandma, Vibs - I am going for an aaaall male-y night to the local pub and you cannot stop me... *wanders off and out the door - slams door* - My goodness, I am turning into a man...

-Random blondie walks by-

Viq: hey there Barbie, you have lovely arms.

Blondie: ... *walks on without seeing him*

Viq: ... That woman loves me! yeah! ... Taxi!

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Vibs: ... I'm as fresh as can be Gran! Take me to that dancehall!

 

[theprawncracker]

*sees Viq flagging down taxi* Hey there little...Er...What's his name...Oink? Yeah, I think that's it, hey Oink, what're you doing there with that taxi? And why's that driver's I.D. not match his own face? And why's there some sort of penguin tied up in the back of the car?

Announcer: All these questions and more will be answered on the next episode of the Moppet Family!

 

[Vibs]

Announcer: I bet you can't wait, and if you want to watch the new episode of the moppet family all you have to do is pay A Lot Of Money to The MopFam Channel, that is A Lot Of Money to The MopFam Channel! - If you don't we shall make sure you will Suffer For Eternity, that is Suffer For Eternity! - I'm only kidding peeps, here we haaaaave... *fanfare* the next episode!!! *fanfare ending* - *sneaks off*

Viq: *blinks* ... who was that freak? - Oh hi.. eh, my-sister's-one-and-only-and-my-secret-crush's-brother. I'm Viq... See that's why it says "Viq: ___" right next to the "*blink*"

- I am a man! *puffs out chest*

 

[theprawncracker]

...Well a little man...But I suppose a man nonetheless. So Mr. Man what are you gonna do now that you've discovered your inner manliness? And quit puffing out your chest, you'll attract sharks...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Well, I am going to - wait what's your name? Ah, Jack. Well, Jack I am heading to the local pub, I'm gonna have a large glass of milk and after that I'm gonna find a gorgeous lady, preferably around 2 or 3 years old or so, and take her out to the disco! ......... How was that?








.... Sharks?!?!

 

[theprawncracker]

SHARKS?! Where?!

...Oh, you meant...Oh...Anyway, yes, very good man-like attitude. But you'll need me to get you into the pub...So, *hops in taxi with Viq in arms* To the pub janitor/taxi driving man!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Eh would you... *untangles self from Jack's arms* thanks. Man never do that again, you give me the creeps dude.

Taxidriver: ... *starts taxi - stops it again* ... Janitor huh? Taxi-driving man? Of course. That is all I am to you right? You being a young, handsome guy with the life ahead of you, surrounded by success. I being a sad 43 year old man, doing what I am told. Never complaining. I've eventually gotten use to this life, and I was happy man, I was happy about my job. And then... then this. *turns around and faces Jack* It hurts, it hurts deep inside. But how would I know about pain. I am just a taxi-driving man right? You probably wouldn't even consider me a man, you'd think of me as a tool, getting you from place to place. I know your kind... *points at Jack* ... you're the evil men on this planet, always trying to make everyone else feel miserable. You should be ashamed, very very ashamed of yourself. But again, how would I know about all that. I am just a tool right? Just a taxi man. - Now, where did you want to go, you son of an evil wicked cold hearted lady?

(OOC: I might have happened to steal a bit of this taxi driver's character from the Janitor from The Scrubs. Just couldn't help it. )

 

[The Count]

Huh? Penguin tied up in the taxi?
That better not be a kitten in reality, one of my daughters... Or there'll be Heck to pay. And me to reckon with.