"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Erine81981]

Come back from the Ice Cream parlor

Well I had a great time Jana. I know your just a baby but your a doll. *sees Grey* Hey Grey! Hows it been?

Grey: Just fine. I haven't had luck with my new fondly found magic. I have been working on it. My uncle tells me to keep tring. Cheak this out. *turns some grass into a flower*

Nice. Great work there. What is your having trouble on?

Grey: Watch and see. *tries to turn a puppy into a big dog but turns it into a wolf*

Uh Grrreeey...*pointing to the wolf*...you m-might want t-to turn it back before it attacks m-me.

The wolf turns to attack Kyle but Grey stops it and turns it back to a dog

Grey: See what I mean? Kyle? Kyle where are you?

*trembling up in a tree* Up here.

Grey: Come back down. I've turned it back to a puppy. *picks it up and cuddles with it* See. *holds it up to me but it snarls and snaps at me*

Sorry! No coming down until it leaves.

Grey: You big silly.

 

[christyb]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *very, slowly* If I told you, girl, that I had never seen such a defiant, unfeeling, ungrateful, callous, young woman in my life...I would be lying, because I have seen your Mother...but you, young lady, are the second most defiant, unfeeling, ungrateful, callous young woman I have seen in my entire long, long life. And, you, Viq...or...Vic...or...wait, yes, Viq...you sir are the most defiant, unf-ing, et el, etcetera, and so on, young man I have ever met. The two of you together are twice that. As soon as I have recovered from the shock of meeting such unmannered young siblings, I shall think of a suitable punishment. - And I mean that in the nicest, sweetest, most grandmotherly way, of course.

*taps Mrs. Moppet Senior on the shoulder* Eh hem! Here's my cell number kids in case she *nods at Mrs. Moppet Senior* gets out of hand. Now I'll be in and out for the next while readying the Magic School for Vibs and Viq. Now all three of you...well....don't hurt her too terribly. She is your Grandmother no matter how stuck up she is. Agreed..Jana, Vibs, Viq....Kyle?

 

[Erine81981]

*taps Mrs. Moppet Senior on the shoulder* Eh hem! Here's my cell number kids in case she *nods at Mrs. Moppet Senior* gets out of hand. Now I'll be in and out for the next while readying the Magic School for Vibs and Viq. Now all three of you...well....don't hurt her too terribly. She is your Grandmother no matter how stuck up she is. Agreed..Jana, Vibs, Viq....Kyle?

Understand Mrs. Moppet. *goes back to watching TV*

 

[theprawncracker]

*At pub with Viq drinking tall glasses of milk* Man, what a good idea this was...Penguin boy...*drinks milk**hiccups*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: totally dude! Man, I have never drunk more milk in my life! You know what? we should do this more oftenly. Hey check that chick out over there...

-Tiny plastic figure of a chicken-

... Awesome huh? *drinks milk* oh, empty. Hey, overhere waiter... eh bartender.

 

[theprawncracker]

*eyes chicken figure* Heh, yeah that is a nice chicken! I'd like to have her extra crispy! *is mauled by chicken figure*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... so.. Jack, what else do men do?

 

[theprawncracker]

Well...They shave...Wait, you have no hair...Uh...Well...They drink...Oh! And they play sports! We could go play a game of football! I bet you could get a hole in one!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Oh...................................................... what is....football?....

 

[theprawncracker]

Well...You see these people have a pig skin...And they throw it. Around...A field.

...I'm probably not the best person to ask.