"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Mother: *pauses* Car thing?? What!!???

Jack Sparrow: *stops and points with his sword* That's just wrong.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Actually, it wasn't a car thing...it was after I escaped from the mental hospital and...
Moppet: ...nice of you to stop, Jack. *spins and kicks and sends Jack flying overboard*
Father: Fantastic turning of the conversation Mother, we got him adequately distracted.
Moppet: *in head* I don't think it was turning the conversation...Father: *in head* I know, but this conversation is something we could do with ending...you think I really am that dumb that I can't tell a bluff from the real deal?

 

[christyb]

Jack Sparrow: *from overboard* You know Barbossa left me with *pistol hits him on the head* One shot.

Mother: *glares at Father* I'll see you at home *disappears*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: ...oh, typical, just cause you know you can't win the argument you dissapear...

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... *Feels the winds shifting, hears a little rumbling...
Guess there's a storm a-brewing... And it looks like it'll be centered over the Moppets' house. Hmmm, Sis is probably getting a headache from dealing with all those nincompoops on the poopdeck. Pirates indeed, heh, they don't know the meaning of the word.
Oh well... It'll pass, she'll vent her anger on that husband of hers.
*Sits back in the shade, sipping a glass of pink lemonade.

 

[RedDragon]

<Sits on barrel, and drinks rum>

I'll just be right here if anyone needs me....

<takes another swig>

 

[Beauregard]

Father: You're needed...do you think I can drive this boat back by myself? Cowardly Hevej pirate wannabe...

Hevej: *climbing onto the boat* You called?

 

[RedDragon]

Yes, I think you can drive the boat back yourself...

<takes another swig of rum>

 

[Erine81981]

Still in the middle of the jungle

Yakky: Ok. I think we need to get out of this jungle and get back to finding Mairin.

Why? We need that bird.

Bird: SREEEECH! *flies down low and picks up my hat and flies off with it*

Yakky: That is why! We're going to be bird food if we don't get out of here.

I don't think so. After that bird! *runs after it*

Yakky: Why do I even say anything. Come back here Kyle! *runs off after me*

 

[The Count]

What's that you have there Glory?
*Screecher Transylvanian vulture drops pit helmet from her beak. You didn't...
*Defiant wink, but letting me know she didn't.

Good girl... Kyle does know you're a meat-eater fright? Oh well, just don't go picking on that boy and his yak... Now off with you my pet.
*Vulture flies off again, back to wherever it's wild nesting area's located.
Heh, that Kyle...