"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Yes I can! Come on Adam you remember how that woman is. We grew up right next door from each other. She does not like me one bit and is a wee bit of a stuffed shirt you know that! And all those comments about pirates and witches I just wanna *makes wringing motions with her hands* You're not helping Adam.

 

[The Count]

Really? Hmmm, had no idea Bo's mother was like that. Well, let's see... Guess you could do a little bit of recon work, checking up on the new incoming class of students. Make sure they're up to par and we don't end up with any potential trouble-makers, bad bad ones I mean.
Here you go... *Hands file with names to Christy.

But you really do need to talk to her sometime Sis. It's your family and the one who lays down the law is you and Bo, not her.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: Beauregard, if I am going to stay in this house, I am going to have to lay down a few laws. Such as, and for example purposes only, no pets on the funrishings, the floors, or the ceilings. I.E. *points* the Yak and the *points at Biggy* thing and the *points at Dandan* other thing must go out-of-the-side.

Father: Yes m'm. Yacky, Biggy, boy-next-door-whose-pets-these-art, come on, you better get out of the side...Guess this proves that Dandan is no sister of mine...I always knew she was Mother's Brother...

Mrs Moppet Senior: Oh, and Beauregard...

Father: Yes mommy?

Mrs Moppet Senior: I believe that children should be seen and not heard...preferably not seen and not heard...make them go away if you would. And stir some sugar in your tea its not good for you without it...

Father: Yes m'm. *turns back and makes "cutting" motions with hand across throat*

 

[The Count]

*At amusement park eatery, keeping an eye on the girls...
Yes... Oh Christy, I think that Bo of yours will keep denying DanDan is his brother/sister until the end of time. As if we would ever be direct blood relatives with it... Not that I'm putting down being related to magical creatures...
*Nods/winks at Izzy... But DanDan specifically... Nope, that thing definitely came from his side of the family.

So... You interviewed the new students? Oh waiter, another iced tea please. Thank you.

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy: Yes sir. Come on Vic Robot. Let's head out to the movies.

Vic Robot: What-is-mov-ies?

Biggy: A big screen that shows.....better what of putting it. It's like a TV show but longer.

Vic Robot: I-see. *rolls off with Biggy*

Up in the sky.......

Mr. Moppet better be glad he's not having to send you outside.

Yakky: Are you talking about me?

*nods head yes*

Yakky: Why do you figure that?

Because you shed alot. You would have hair everywhere.

Yakky: You got a point. Now where are we off to?

The movies?

Yakky: Cool!

Maybe we'll meet Biggy and Vic Robot there.

 

[The Count]

*Getting back home... The girls chatting with each other in that hurried/split-up way they usually talk in...

Yes, yes... Daddy will answer your questions. Just give Daddy and Mommy a chance to get in the door... And to get a word in, heh you girls are just full of so much energy. Come on, we'll get some milk and cookies and settle down in the reading room.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *stands at the sink where a towering pile of dirty dishes rises like smoke from Uncle Bob's pancakes* Well?

Father: *rushes in having done a dozen chores* Well what mom?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Well, do you happen to have a single pair of pink rubber gloves about this establishment of yours? Becuase if I find you do, then I will be most happy to filter some of this washing up through.

Father: Oh, right, well, I can go and get you some if you like?

Mrs Moppet Senior: *leans hip against sink* Then do so. *lights a ciggerette on the end of a ciggerette holder*

Father: Yes...right...pink, rubber glove...

*returns a few minutes later*

Father: I'm sorry...

Mrs Moppet Senior: What now, Beauregard?

Father: The shopkeeper simply refused to sell me a pair of pink rubber gloves...he said it was just wrong of me even to ask...

 

[christyb]

*invisible: Hands Beau a package of pink rubber gloves*

*whispers so Mrs. Moppet Senior doesn't hear*

Here you go. I'll be upstairs gathering up the children. We're getting outta here until the coast is clear.

*Mrs. Moppet Senior's cigarette mysteriously goes out*

 

[theprawncracker]

*Jack exits the woods with a tattered hat and trench coat and a long brown beard*

...Finally, I'm back...*rips off beard and hat* Wait til Mairin sees this awesome hobo costume I bought while I was gone! *goes inside to the madness that is Bo's mother*

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Jana *waking up in the nursery and seeing Mother* Mommy, are we going on another adventure? Are Viq and Vibs coming with us?